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I wasn't sleeping, I was thinking. Now get off my lawn! 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Yesterday, I got several emails claiming I should stop taking Viagra.
About an hour later, I got several emails claiming my wife wanted me to start taking Viagra.
I wish these scammers would get on the same freakin' page...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I'm confused. Are you saying that your wife is scamming you to take viagra?
This space for rent
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First mail from neighbour on the left, who is having issues with the noise.
Second mail from neighbour on the right, who needs motivation.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If you make that much noise you are clearly taking too much Viagra. And it seems you could could give some of 'em to your second neighbour.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 29-Nov-16 8:54am.
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Just ignore them until they also try to sell you an affordable operation for your far too tiny boobs. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They should, at least, sychronize their watches.
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The stop-emails were probably from your wife. The do-it emails were probably from your mistress. That makes total sense
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Perhaps a bunch of gun-cleaning ads?
There seems to be varying opinions on what you should use when swabbing barrels.
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But that's one of the oldest, and most successful, tricks in The Marketing Morons' Guide to Skinning Patsies!
It's known as "cyclic product inducement " (CPI).
Another great example is getting people to buy expensive shampoos, which contain industrial-grade degreasers like alcohol and refined soaps, then making them buy "conditioner" to use afterward, and put the (very necessary) grease back.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good grass creates an overwhelming desire for more (5)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Greed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Greed, indeed.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Care to explain why?
I get the "overwhelming desire for more" bit, but the "Good grass creates" bit escapes me completely ... GREED and YEARN were the only five-letter words that fit, and GREED fit "nicer" so I went for it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good Grass : weed. I thought you got that 
EDIT: no I don't think you have weed, I thought you understood the term of the CCC... which usually require a lot of weed to understand
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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"Good grass == weed" I thought of - but getting from "WEED" to "creates an overwhelming desire for more" and "GREED" escapes me.
My first thought was "MUNCHIES has too many letters" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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GRass + WEED, if you are Greedy you have overwhelming desire for more!
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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G for good (like they never used to put on my homework) + reed for grass.
I have no idea what other form of grass people might be thinking of!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I have no idea what other form of grass people might be thinking of!
No.
No, no. Me neither. :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
I was looking for that one, too.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I had the "weed", didn't think of greed. Maybe I had too much weed?
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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So my dad had a "sharp" PC in the eigthies. It didn't have a HD yet and you boothed by locking a 5.25" floppy disk in to drive A. You could use another floppy on drive B to work on.
This thing had a text editor where you had to move the cursor by pressing ctrl and a key combination. This was for moving up and down, put in edit mode, remove letters, words or lines etc ...
And today I accidently ran into VIM .
I knew this still exists and it is still used BY DEFAULT on linux systems. But really, nothing better than VIM? So I was looking into using nano instead and on the internet people seem to actually PREFER vim! Anyways, I was very happy to edit my crontab in nano instead.
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I prefer Vim to EMACS because I find myself more comfortable in hitting a key, a string and enter than pressing long keyboard combinations, of difficult memorization.
nano is fairly good too but once used to Vim it loses appeal. Of course if you have the window manager started there are better alternatives, gedit is one of my favourite under Linux.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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