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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Administrative tool drives by very hot place (10)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I was thinking along the lines of Shellscript but its too long ... 
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POWERSHELL ?
(Drives = Powers) + (Very hot place = Hell)
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Yep, you got it!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Last week I had an accident, broke my hand, went to hospital in Emergency. Doctor said I broke one finger, middle one, so they made the plaster and all the standard procedures took place. Later that day I was studying my X-Ray report, when I figured my ring finger was also fractured and displaced to the back. So, I got that fixed from a non-MBBS-degree holder, he did a good job.
Yesterday, last night, my thumb started to get a bit bluish and started to hurt. I rechecked my X-Ray imagery carefully to find out that my thumb had also been affected. That was the moment where I felt the pain of patients who are not treated and left over saying they are under "intensive care".
Suns of beaches didn't even bother reading the scans carefully and just applied the plaster, so-called doctors. I thought maybe it will take 5 days, now on 5th I think it's going to take a bit longer to heal. It's hard to type with just one hand. 
In the meantime, I found a new habit, 3D animation is really amazing, and can be done with my left hand tied on my chest. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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There's a saying in Hebrew that even the best doctors will go to Hell. 
I hope your fingers get better soon.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yeah, because if doctor don't go there who's gonna hurt the residents of hell?
There is a saying in our area, that God and doctor are good friends, if God is angry he sends you to doctor, if doctor is angry he sends you to God. It all sums up quite good.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: if doctor don't go there who's gonna hurt the residents of hell?
Dentists.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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lawyers
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I count three fingers. Expect two more visits to that place 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Take the x-ray and cut out your hand. Cut off all fingers, except the middle one. Then send it to the doctor.
I know this is hard to do with just one hand, but I bet it's worth it.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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You want me to use GUI or CTRL+X?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Possibly he means CTRL+AXE?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It's better if you CTRL that Axe indeed...
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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You stop seeing the doctor and go to your local witch.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nah, DIY it.
just drop into the hardware store and pick up a bag of ready-mix paster
prepare plaster mix,
pull on the end of each finger/thumb to make sure straight,
dunk the whole hand in the plaster mix, raise and allow plaster to begin hardening,
repeat applications of plaster till looks solid.
best to scrape the plaster mix of the finger tips while still wet too - let some air in the other end..
optionally:
attach non-slip pads to plaster when tacky in case you feel like doing hand stands, cartwheels or other gymnastical pursuits,
or, alternatively:
attach cup holder to cast in case you want to drink (perhaps while watching other people perform gymnastics or some more meaningful sport) - can also add a peanut bowl too.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: dunk the whole hand in the plaster mix, raise and allow plaster to begin hardening,
No instant-glue available?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you think of it, an doctor of medicine is someone who wants to make a living off of the misfortunes of others. Why would you want to go near them whilst vulnerable?
Physicians have their parallel in the bird kingdom, vultures, but they, at least, are considerate enough to wait until you die before consuming everything you have.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I know! I know!
What to do when the doctors are retarded is self-medicinatify: Take two aspirin and lie down!
Notes:
- "Retarded" means "late"
- "Late" means "dead"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're lucky you don't live in Dubai. You wouldn't have that hand any longer --- it'd've been chopped-off! *
*Not really, this is in reference to the fact if you're a woman in Dubai and are raped, then you will be charged with extra-marital sex.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Isn't that punishment for theft?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yes, the breaking of your hand is stealing your capabilities from your employer. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"Charged" simply means they are applying the law. If you're being fully pedantic, then yes, a female rape victim should be charged with extra-marital sex. Kind-of like how if all four of your tires blow out at once and you crash your vehicle, you get charged with failure to control.
Once in court, I'd fully expect any sane judge to look at the circumstances and immediately issue a non-guilty verdict. Any one that doesn't, fully deserves to be sent to whatever Hell they happen to believe in.
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