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OriginalGriff wrote: it's
Oh, you naughty boy, you!
Why is it that forringers never make that mistake?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Fixed.
In my defence, I have a cold and my brain is only just ticking over ... it won't rev at all without misfiring ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The other one is still wrong. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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OK, so maybe it isn't even ticking over very reliably either...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But he gets a mark for consistency.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I'll cue that into my list of things to try
Sin tack ear lol
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Get a cue - snooking isn't allowed here!
Urban Dictionary: snooks (3rd definition)[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If it's female you can stroke the triangle
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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They do have soft carpeting.
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I still suggest you use the cushions . . .
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Of course, especially when you want to sink it in.
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My guess is that something else might happen. 
especially if it is a beautiful woman...
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Did you bank on this thread racking up so many lewd innuendos?
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I think it's rebounding on me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ballocks
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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You can try, but in succeeding you'd have made a snicker table out of it.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet?
They Lactose!
I'll get my coat and show myself out
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That's flawed logic. According to this all those who tried to reach one of the poles were cows.
Talking of Poles: I heard that the sea level would rise by several meters if the Poles' ice melts. What do the Poles need all that ice for?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll get my coat and show shove myself out
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll get my coat and show myself out
It's far too ungulate for that!
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But, but, ... they do have toes - 8 of them.
sorry, jus bein pedantic
Sin tack ear lol
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groan! so bad, sending to FIL.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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In New Zealand, three cows were left on a pedestal of pasture after the rest of the pasture fell away in a landslide during the recent earthquake. The two cows and a calf symbolized a family. The brown hide with white faces of the cattle corresponded to the auburn hair and white face of Donald Trump, who appeared with his son and family in his victory speech on Nov. 9.
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Please hold still, Mike. We're going to have to hurt you now.
Software Zen: delete this;
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