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A better question might be "Am I a seal?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Squad #6 or #7???
Uha
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Is it in a box?
That would make the bipolar bear go all quantum-y = too many possibilities.
Would build one to find out, but right now few million dollars and a couple of beers short of would be required.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Quote: Is it in a box?
Are we talking about Schrödinger's Bipolar Bear?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Bambi. More people are killed by deer than any other animal, excluding humans, who are animals also). The most single dangerous animal is the world is the President of the US. The last couple of presidents have killed 100,000's for their imperialistic policies.
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There are no bi-Polar bears. All polar bear only live in the north pole
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... but where I come from this is very important:
Et is widder Karnevall!
(Explanation: This[^] has begun a few minutes ago.)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Interesting pic on Wiki:
Carnival in Germany, Switzerland and Austria - Wikipedia[^]
Lot of beautiful young ladies flying around, is there? If so, you can count me in!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Among other activities, like drinking beer.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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WARNING: Drinking too much beer may interfere with other activities, such as catching flying beautiful young ladies. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You can't have it all. At least I can drink, wear a costume, sing silly songs and listen to the (hopefully) humoristic and witty speeches. Not to forget the parades. As long as you can lie on the ground without holding onto something you are not yet drunk!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: As long as you can lie on the ground without holding onto something you are not yet drunk!
There's a philosophy to live by! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Kölle!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Helau! Alaaf! Narri-Narro!
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Didn't know Narri-Narro.
Alaaf from my end!
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At first it looked like fun (picture 1).
However - continuing down the page I realize that picture one is what the beer makes you see and down the page is the real story.
Although it does speak well of the beer, I'll never quite understand these old-world celebrations.
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In part these traditions go back thousands of years in form of celebrating the end of winter and scaring away the spirits of winter. Then were intgrated into christian celebrations when christian missionaries tried to tame the barbarians. Much later everything got a more political note. Wearing a fool's cap was the only 'safe' way to speak against French or Prussian occupation. Jesters traditionally enjoyed some freedom of speech and could say things that would have brought anyone else before a judge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And now your gonna post each 15 minutes: Ein prosit, ein prosit....alaaffff
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Got a bot for that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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ohh noooo!! (bitte nicht!!)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Germany, here I come!
Pity it's family matters and celebrating the carnival would seem a bit unfitting.
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You still have time. The real fun starts in february.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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ALAAF (actually it even sounds a little like Dutch)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I enjoyed the Fasching celebrations when I lived in München! it goes on until the 6th of January so you get to leave the Xmas lights up until then (although you take down Father Xmas, etc.).
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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