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Dat's de bunny! 
I forgot I was supposed to post the actual CCC today, but I think this would have been too topical, too easy anyway.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Negative Integer if you listened to rug-head.
Oh, wait - it's not rigged at all any more, is it? 
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nooooooo, of course not 
This comes to mind: "Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them"
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There were two horses.
One won.
Colour me not too shocked out of my socks.
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The real surprise was that they took two horses for the race which should better be on their way to their next career as salami.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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My missus (having been raised behind the bamboo curtain) refers to Hills as "the old woman", which always makes me double-take, because the image that's fixed in my mind is from the time when her hubby won the election, and "the old woman" jars with that.
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CDP1802 wrote: on their way to their next career as salami glue.
I wouldn't eat that salami. 
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We probably would not eat most things if we knew exactly what pig, cow, horse, donkey or monkey was put in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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the real surprises are, that the polls were completly wrong and the "media elite" got caught on the false leg. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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People who run guessing scams for a living made a bad guess?
Now I'm even less surprised.
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In a way the pollsters were right as well. Clinton did win, but only the popular vote, 50.1% to 49.9% 
veni bibi saltavi
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There was an interesting thing about the US election on BBC4 with Rich Hall probably on iPlayer worth watching, explains how one person can get more votes and still loose...
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I think this will be the only case in US, when unemployed black man will be thrown out from a government housing and replaced with a white billionaire.
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Not a precedent since he is not thrown out, but simply ending his term.
A lot of people claimed to leave the states if Trump was elected. Curious if any of them will follow up on that 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Not a precedent since he is not thrown out, but simply ending his term.
It was a joke 
Eddy Vluggen wrote: A lot of people claimed to leave the states if Trump was elected. Curious if any of them will follow up on that
I don't think so. Unless they meant living for a vacation in Mexico.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: It was a joke
Sorry, I overlooked that part.
Deyan Georgiev wrote: I don't think so.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: It was a joke
It's a day when people are expecting to have to fight and argue, so they all but go looking for it.
I had a chuckle at your posting, so you're not a total failure.
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People said the same thing when Obama was elected. Personally Obama ended up being worse than I expected, but not because he was a liberal. He is responsible for so many deaths in the Middle east, the waste of so much money. Obama says how successful ObamaCare. Well folks only 20 million more people were covered, which is about 5% of the population. So expensive for so little benefit.
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If he follows through with his insane immigration plan, many of them will leave.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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the big question... voluntarily?   
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Apparently, applications to move to New Zealand have increased 24 fold, so maybe.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I would like to be thrown out like that. The pay and benefits are great!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I would like to be thrown out like that. The pay and benefits are great!
And security services will guard you forever. You will be able to chase after other's girlfriends without afraid of retaliation.
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Quote: You will be able to chase after other's girlfriends
Why would he want to? Have you seen Michelle Obama?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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