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No chance - she's a criminal, and when he's elected, Bart will throw her in jail!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've heard Mr Burns just became the autocrat, what will happen then?
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He'll own the jail as well.
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I hear she's skipped the country already
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Dear all,
I am an university fresh graduate, who is full of business sense and all kind of wisdom. But I am dumb in programming.
My current plan is to start up my own online shop (for selling US/ European goods) to earn Chinese money.
What should I do first? I heard something like domain, server, bababa...
May I have any suggestion?
Thank you very much.
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Sense your wisdom... and dumbness... Try balance in between... Start reading...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Member 12840344 wrote: full of business sense and all kind of wisdom. But I am dumb in programming.
Your first step is to realize you are probably smarter at programming than you are in business.
After humility: the journey to your future starts with never-ending study and hard work required for each small step.
Become the best you can be; nothing else matters.
best wishes, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: Become the best you can be; nothing else matters.
You managed to quote the Queen and Metallica in the same sentence.
Respect.
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Your first step is to find goods that you can sell that people want, at a price point that means you can buy low enough to offer at a price that people will want to pay.
This space for rent
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I have already found a super product obtaining at very low price.
Now the next step is to have an own website displaying the information. (This is due to the special need for my product).
I have heard that from China there are super cheap domain name and web hosting (some kind of Chinese Double 11 super sales).
Have any one tried this before (now dot top)? Crazy price USD1 per domain.
And after buying what should I do?
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Is anyone answering me?
It seems that the sales end tomorrow.
Poor student does not want to waste extra money, although I am clever lol.
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It is more proper to sell via my website. It looks so cheap if I do it on eBay.
Further, I would also like to learn to make website through this experience.
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code-blooded
> kill -KILL 42
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Clickety[^]
Can somebody put down 5 quid on Mickey Mouse for me 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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The U.K. gambling industry...
This kind of abuse of the word "industry" irks me somehow.
There is nothing industrious nor productive in the betting "industry".
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'twas a major culture shock to me when I moved here and saw gambling be advertised as if it were a perfectly normal part of daily life.
Given your comment here, it probably isn't all that normal/acceptable among decent people, but the gambling "industry" would desperately like everyone to think otherwise. The adverts appear to portray sports gambling as even a "cool" thing to take part in. 
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I am from France originally.
I currently live in Australia and while the betting "industry" is not that big here, I have sometimes witnessed usage of the industry word for sector such as betting, real estate (resales, NOT construction), advertising and law. All of which makes me very disappointed with the current economy...
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: it probably isn't all that normal/acceptable among decent people
You are wrong, it is very common at all levels of society.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: You are wrong, it is very common at all levels of society.
Which society? Oh, don't bother. I take that as your way of saying that you gamble.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: Which society? Oh, don't bother. I take that as your way of saying that you gamble.
It's pretty rampant here Rajesh, it's been a saying for decades that Australians would bet on two flies on a wall. For a period of time (no more than a decade or so ago) NSW was home to 25% of the worlds poker machines. Many of our governments State and Federal rely on taxes from gambling, cigarettes and alcohol. Funnily enough the first and last can still advertse but need disclaimers advising they are bad and addictive.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: NSW was home to 25% of the worlds poker machines
That says a lot; I stand corrected, and I'm speechless.  
It somehow comes across as a "not so good" thing to me no matter how many of the adverts I see. It might probably have something to do with the society I grew up in where gambling is mostly illegal and is looked down upon.
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No, I dont, but in British society it is very common.
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Bingo!  which it's gaining popularity in Italy as well!
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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