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Let it not be said that I don't comment my code:
if ($.browser.msie) {
if ($.browser.msie) {
I should probably mention I had to support IE8 
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No interesting parts dedicated to your pointy hair?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: $.browser.msie
Wait, jQuery?
Why not Modernizr[^]?
Just kidding.
Just trying to erode any confidence about any JS library --- if such confidence on any JS library exists.
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raddevus wrote: Just trying to erode any confidence about any JS library
FTFY 
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Sander Rossel wrote: support IE8
And jQuery 1.9 too 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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1.11, but yeah
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Hi All,
I am still in new job mode, not bored yet...I am working on a board where the I2C bus is causing the processor not to be woken up! This so cool! 
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glennPattonWorking wrote: I am still in new job mode, not bored yet
Now this is your biggest achievement yet. Cheers Glenn  
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Ask them to give you a real logic analyzer, so that you can see what'sn going on on the entire bus. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Those thing confuse the dodo out of me!
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Why? It's just what you get to see in the datasheets, but with real signals and not some idealized state.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Never used a good one, never had the time to fiddle with one...
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How on Earth did you get a dodo inside you? They've been extinct for donkeys' yonks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I ment doodoo and typed Dodo, Typing not good when on auto... Also the closest relation to the Dodo is the Wood Pidgeon I seem ro remember...
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An Oh silly scope. Please use the correct indefinite article. :sheesh:
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah sorry, didn't want to confuse the children!
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Children? Where? Gods dammit, I was told this site was KSS, how did they get in?
veni bibi saltavi
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They started to reproduce over at the soapbox.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And rapidly spilled out to fill QA ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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glennPattonWorking wrote: not bored yet
And all this without visiting the PUB? Great!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes, it is wonderful.  Welcome to the real world!
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Have you looked at any errata's that may exist for the MCU?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Good thinking!
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I've been bitten by things like this more often than I care to admit. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Tektronix or HP? That question once evoked religious wars comparable to Apple vs. Microsoft.
Still have my decades old Tek 2235 analog 2 channel. Big and clumsy but good to 100MHz, without all those fancy DSO screen controls to mess it up.
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