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Michael Martin8-Nov-16 1:50

Michael Martin

8-Nov-16 1:50

Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Which one of your accounts?

Only ever had the one.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Richard MacCutchan7-Nov-16 23:46

Richard MacCutchan

7-Nov-16 23:46

Michael Martin wrote:
the heads of fat arseholes

Isn't that a physical impossibility? Poke tongue | ;-P

W∴ Balboos, GHB8-Nov-16 2:34

W∴ Balboos, GHB

8-Nov-16 2:34

I will resist the election-oriented reply that begs to be posted

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Nelek8-Nov-16 2:38

8-Nov-16 2:38

Why don't you write it in the correct place?[^]

M.D.V.

If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

Michael Martin8-Nov-16 12:10

Michael Martin

8-Nov-16 12:10

Nelek wrote:
Why don't you write it in the correct place?[^]

You must be new here. For 17 years I've posted my witty suggestions right here in the Lounge.

Nelek8-Nov-16 20:30

Ukain only - recreate your child hood

8-Nov-16 20:30

I am not new... just I hadn't noticed you yet Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

M.D.V.

Nagy Vilmos7-Nov-16 22:24

Nagy Vilmos

7-Nov-16 22:24

Pretend that the internet is 1970's TV in the afternoon by using a dodgy URI with Aunty's site[^]

I got a 503 and then checked to see if it, as you see, can be recreated. Much joy!

veni bibi saltavi

Nelek7-Nov-16 22:32

7-Nov-16 22:32

Error 404

Link OK?

M.D.V.

Duncan Edwards Jones7-Nov-16 22:48

Duncan Edwards Jones

7-Nov-16 22:48

It is the 404 page that we are intended to look at and relive our childhoods.

Personally I'd like the rotating globe + countdown clock from BBC Schools programs.

Nelek7-Nov-16 23:00

7-Nov-16 23:00

ah... thanks for clarification

M.D.V.

Richard MacCutchan7-Nov-16 23:44

Richard MacCutchan

7-Nov-16 23:44

Nah, the potter's wheel was the best.

glennPattonWork37-Nov-16 22:56

glennPattonWork3

7-Nov-16 22:56

The creepy clown, I wonder where the rest of them are, the Teddy Bear & mutant relation of Zippy!

Nelek7-Nov-16 23:01

Re: CCC OTD 2016-11-08 - Solved

7-Nov-16 23:01

I prefer Bob in Matrix mode example[^]

M.D.V.

CCC OTD 2016-11-08

Duncan Edwards Jones7-Nov-16 22:14

Duncan Edwards Jones

7-Nov-16 22:14

A pointless number followed by a mixed up banded predator to the capital of Yugoslavia leads to a moral standing.

(9)

Re: CCC OTD 2016-11-08

U. G. Leander7-Nov-16 22:40

U. G. Leander

7-Nov-16 22:40

Integrity

pointless number - Int
banded predator - egrit (mixed up tiger)
capital of Yugoslavia - Y (tricky one! Wink | ;)

)

Duncan Edwards Jones7-Nov-16 22:47

Duncan Edwards Jones

7-Nov-16 22:47

We have a winner... you are up tomorrow Smile | :)

MQOTD

V.7-Nov-16 22:11

7-Nov-16 22:11

Movie Quote Of The Day

Quote:
Well, I prefer mortals - pure, complicated, maddening mortals. I've come to realize that what's really exciting to me is great loyalty, determination, and courage.

Which movie?

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

U. G. Leander7-Nov-16 22:16

U. G. Leander

7-Nov-16 22:16

Eat the Rich

HobbyProggy7-Nov-16 22:20

HobbyProggy

7-Nov-16 22:20

Oceans eleven

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Nagy Vilmos7-Nov-16 22:25

Nagy Vilmos

7-Nov-16 22:25

The Money Pit

veni bibi saltavi

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter7-Nov-16 22:31

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

7-Nov-16 22:31

James Bond - 00000000000007

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Root137-Nov-16 23:16

Root13

7-Nov-16 23:16

Agent Johny English

Herman<T>.Instance7-Nov-16 23:43

Herman<T>.Instance

7-Nov-16 23:43

Silence the lambs

In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

Daniel Pfeffer8-Nov-16 0:06

Daniel Pfeffer

8-Nov-16 0:06

The Gods Must Be Crazy, of course!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill