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Michael Martin wrote: I was definitely the first Michael Martin signed up here.
Which one of your accounts? 
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Which one of your accounts?
Only ever had the one.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: the heads of fat arseholes
Isn't that a physical impossibility? 
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I will resist the election-oriented reply that begs to be posted
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Why don't you write it in the correct place?[^]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: Why don't you write it in the correct place?[^]
You must be new here. For 17 years I've posted my witty suggestions right here in the Lounge.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I am not new... just I hadn't noticed you yet  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Pretend that the internet is 1970's TV in the afternoon by using a dodgy URI with Aunty's site[^]
I got a 503 and then checked to see if it, as you see, can be recreated. Much joy!
veni bibi saltavi
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Error 404
Link OK?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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It is the 404 page that we are intended to look at and relive our childhoods.
Personally I'd like the rotating globe + countdown clock from BBC Schools programs.
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ah... thanks for clarification
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Nah, the potter's wheel was the best.
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 The creepy clown, I wonder where the rest of them are, the Teddy Bear & mutant relation of Zippy!
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I prefer Bob in Matrix mode example[^]
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A pointless number followed by a mixed up banded predator to the capital of Yugoslavia leads to a moral standing.
(9)
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Integrity
pointless number - Int
banded predator - egrit (mixed up tiger)
capital of Yugoslavia - Y (tricky one! )
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We have a winner... you are up tomorrow
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Well, I prefer mortals - pure, complicated, maddening mortals. I've come to realize that what's really exciting to me is great loyalty, determination, and courage.
Which movie?
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Oceans eleven
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The Money Pit
veni bibi saltavi
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James Bond - 00000000000007
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Silence the lambs
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy, of course!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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