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We have a story (Gah! I hate Agile terminology.) to remove all those from our codebase. There are enough to make that a 2 sprint story.
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Hi All,
Still in new job mode, after some early success with the Hardware issues I have now been given the issue of the software bug that is halting work on a new product. I can after a mornings worth of installs confirm the software works on the demo board.  Now to run it on the board and see what is missing and why it does not work  It's gonna be a three ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) job at least, possibly a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) job too.
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As long as it doesn't turn in to a hard liqueur job.
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Will you change your name to 'PUB' before or after getting the ?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...Anybody[^]??? 
SFW
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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01110011 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101110 01100101 01111001
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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01001000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001 00100001 00100001
Jeremy Falcon
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What's so funny about that? I'm building a little computer of this[^] sort. Guess what the row of eight switches at the bottom is for.
Personally I prefer hexadecimal[^] over binary input.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hex is for people that wear sandals (can count toes when fingers no enough),
octal though still fits in the hands...
but above both limited to 1 digit.
In binary, can use fingers to count up to 255... include the thumbs and it's 1023.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Forget the sandals. With graphics like this[^] the little computer taught me to convert binary to hex long ago.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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At university that's how we learned assembler. We wrote it on paper, converted it to hex then input the hex directly into memory via the switches. Can't get any lower a level of programming than that!
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I know. Over the weekend I worked on a BIOS/diagnostic for the little computer I'm building. That's how I began and still prefer to work.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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At last. The long search is over!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That's how the idiots who took over apple interpret Jobs' vision.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Powerful aversion that's covered in piss (3,4)
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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Hmmm... Someone seems to be obsessed by pee ....
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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In the immortal words of The Shamen: "Pees are good! Pees are good!"
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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We have a winner ...
That's in piss = peT HATe = powerful aversion.
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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But this is SO funny! 
Man Receives Text Message Spam and Sends Hilarious Response Back [Pic][^]
(and SFW unless you laugh too loudly)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Very Good, however I was under the impression that those help texts were remote generated...
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ha ha this gives me ideas on how to f*** with my friends 
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As a father of two, I can recommend trying a method where you are both in the same place rather than by messages...
veni bibi saltavi
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I found ham really sexy..I think I have problems)
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