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![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) Losing friends is never easy.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Imagine the following, you're working on a software product for a customer. Each Friday afternoon you deliver whatever it is you did last week so the customer can check out the latest changes and features.
Now there is a feature you want to deliver this week, but it wouldn't be any problem if it was released next week or even the week after that or after that.
It's Friday morning and you're still working on the feature as it's far from done, what do you do?
A: Just not push whatever you have and finish and deliver next week.
B: Get the feature to work partially, push that and deliver it.
C: Just push whatever it is you've got now, working or not, even including merge conflicts, and then go into a meeting for the rest of the day on the other side of the country and let your coworkers figure it out.
If you picked C you're probably my project manager... 
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String him up! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For program manager C is the ONLY choice...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Leave his head mounted on a pike outside the castle walls as a warning to others.
Software Zen: delete this;
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D. deliver with "work-in-progress" disabled ...
modified 4-Nov-16 10:01am.
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Sander Rossel wrote: If you picked C you're probably my project manager... 
Somehow I saw that punchline coming!
I suspect that you'll struggle to find anyone here who hasn't been there. 
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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Eegads. Didn't he merge first to his own branch? Then he could have just left the merge conflicts for later to figure out himself!
Marc
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To properly master the ways of Git, a difficult craft is.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Option A ofcourse. Saves everybody time, even if you can play around with the partial result, you still will need to evaluate the final result, which may be different even.
Wout
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... our boss will give the signal as he does every friday and then we are going to put some steaks and sausages onto the grill.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'll take a steak, please, because as we know, you've got the wurst sausages[^]! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That old pun only works if you totally butcher the pronounciation.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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For your boss? And you get to continue working?
:-P
Wash it down with a beer!
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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We have been destroying the last of the Oktoberfest beer in the last few weeks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: our boss will give the signal
How can you tell if the signal is for steak time or to steal 2nd base?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Who's on second?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That comment could lead to whole lounge sinking into unrestrained 1950's comedy...
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No shite? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well just remember you started the march to H E double Hockey Sticks! 
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RyanDev wrote: How can you tell if the signal is for steak time or to steal 2nd base?
Because we already won tour de france twice, no need to steal our second base again 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And because all their base are belong to us.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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