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For your boss? And you get to continue working?
:-P
Wash it down with a beer!
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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We have been destroying the last of the Oktoberfest beer in the last few weeks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: our boss will give the signal
How can you tell if the signal is for steak time or to steal 2nd base?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Who's on second?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That comment could lead to whole lounge sinking into unrestrained 1950's comedy...
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No shite? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well just remember you started the march to H E double Hockey Sticks! 
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RyanDev wrote: How can you tell if the signal is for steak time or to steal 2nd base?
Because we already won tour de france twice, no need to steal our second base again 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And because all their base are belong to us.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Up to now it always was for steaks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: our boss
Sounds more like a leader to me 
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I'll take one!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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What's that place again you're currently working at?
How do I apply?
When could I start there at the earliest?
I don't want to miss another Friday! 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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What should I do about my Apple's rotten core?
(Actually not a pun only, my MacBook Pro is core-dumping all the time with "GpuPanic")
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Don't Panic!
(He said, in large, friendly letters)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OT: I seem to remember something about Douglas Adams and Steven Fry having the first Apple II's in the UK...
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To panic or not to panic
That is the question
Whether 'tis nobler at the screen to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous firmware troubles
Or to take arms against a sea of reconfigurations
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: What should I do about my Apple's rotten core?
Replace it with Windows. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Throw it out the window
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The brute force approach always works, but it also consumes excessive resources...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Dont worry - it is only the GPU. til you get CpuPanic everything isnt so bad 
PS: maybe the GPU chip has a defect?
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Yeah, and that's an easy thing for a DIYer to repl... oh, wait.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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bite me !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I find it amazing that with building software that unlike building a house, you can start yo construct the 2nd, 3rd, N floor way before any foundations are put in (like security and database schemas).
but normal building requires, wait, oh
Modular building - Wikipedia[^]
 Well, before you can start to FULLY assemble a building, you need good solid foundations.
So maybe software programs should take a step back and get some solid foundations in place before allowing people into live.
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maze3 wrote: So maybe software programs should take a step back and get some solid foundations in place before allowing people into live.
What do you think the Mickeysoft Foundation Classes are for?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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