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These days, all I have to look forward to is stunning girls in slutty costumes drinking a great deal.
(Please knock on the door. Please knock on the door. Pl . . . )
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Only had a couple of those. With significate other sitting there could not appreciate them as well as I would have liked.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I have a (mixed) blessing: - my wife expects me to look. A guy that doesn't look is either hiding something (and wants to seem innocent), or worse for everyone, actually lost interest.
So looking is quite OK - touching - I don't even want to think about how that would end up. I share no similarities with this fellow [^] and wish to keep it that way.
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We're going to a party this evening at one of the international [i.e. Western] complexes. There will be children being all silly, Dad's looking after the drinks very carefully, and a fair few mum's of the dress up 'daringly' persuasion. As I will be accompanied by daughters [both models] and Mrs Wife, I shall be staying with the beer and not looking. No. I won't.
veni bibi saltavi
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Me like Thriller M.J costume.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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I tried to drop candy in Bob's bag repeatedly, but he refused to accept it.
Does this mean he will play a trick on me later?
I tried using Chroooooome, Bloody Edge, FriedFox, and Internet Executor.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Isn't Halloween tomorrow night (the night of the 31st)?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If Tesco can start selling Christmas stuff in September - and they do - one day early is pretty good going! 
(That and it's already the 31st in Oz, Nz, ...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where is Bob? Some ghost replaced him...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He found out his next job was maintenance on a ten year old JavaScript project, and killed himself. Now he's waiting until the original author signs in, then he can ... move on. 
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Eventually it will move back to August . . . July . . . February . . . December.
That's right - they'll be selling the stuff an entire year early!
Cogitation: Perhaps they've done this several times over, already. How many years early are their sales?
Disgorgement: It's also possible they're selling stuff 9 or 10 months late?
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Bob is the victim of a cover-up!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Afraid not. A few of the regulars finally NET.ted him. All that's left is a fur and a single strip of bacon.
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That reminds me two kids were dressed as bacon.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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With all those cookies Bob has dropped in my browser over the years - you'd think he'd like a change.
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I hope you're not trying to bring Candy Crush type program to CP!
The only candy worth having is real stuff  , not virtual candy  .
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Maybe you have to catch another Bob, then send him back to the professor to get a specific Bob candy.
[edit] And I am incapable of reading the subject of the thread without hearing John Cleese [/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you familiar with the warning "Never accept sweets from a stranger."? Well you're stranger than most here!
veni bibi saltavi
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Looking at the picture, Bob appears to be child-like, and if that is true, then Bob did the right thing by refusing candy from a stranger. 
Yes, OG, you are a stranger to Bobby.
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Slacker007 wrote: Yes, OG, you are a stranger to Bobby.
FTFY
I'll get my coat...
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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