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Me like Thriller M.J costume.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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I tried to drop candy in Bob's bag repeatedly, but he refused to accept it.
Does this mean he will play a trick on me later?
I tried using Chroooooome, Bloody Edge, FriedFox, and Internet Executor.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Isn't Halloween tomorrow night (the night of the 31st)?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If Tesco can start selling Christmas stuff in September - and they do - one day early is pretty good going! 
(That and it's already the 31st in Oz, Nz, ...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where is Bob? Some ghost replaced him...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He found out his next job was maintenance on a ten year old JavaScript project, and killed himself. Now he's waiting until the original author signs in, then he can ... move on. 
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Eventually it will move back to August . . . July . . . February . . . December.
That's right - they'll be selling the stuff an entire year early!
Cogitation: Perhaps they've done this several times over, already. How many years early are their sales?
Disgorgement: It's also possible they're selling stuff 9 or 10 months late?
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Bob is the victim of a cover-up!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Afraid not. A few of the regulars finally NET.ted him. All that's left is a fur and a single strip of bacon.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That reminds me two kids were dressed as bacon.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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With all those cookies Bob has dropped in my browser over the years - you'd think he'd like a change.
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I hope you're not trying to bring Candy Crush type program to CP!
The only candy worth having is real stuff  , not virtual candy  .
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Maybe you have to catch another Bob, then send him back to the professor to get a specific Bob candy.
[edit] And I am incapable of reading the subject of the thread without hearing John Cleese [/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you familiar with the warning "Never accept sweets from a stranger."? Well you're stranger than most here!
veni bibi saltavi
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Looking at the picture, Bob appears to be child-like, and if that is true, then Bob did the right thing by refusing candy from a stranger. 
Yes, OG, you are a stranger to Bobby.
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Slacker007 wrote: Yes, OG, you are a stranger to Bobby.
FTFY
I'll get my coat...
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Don't you know that Bob likes cookies[^] more than candies ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Given the title of your message, I thought your parrot had died. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hello, Miss?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did anyone play the Google Halloween game[^] today?
It's pretty fun, drawing shapes with your mouse to defeat ghosts.
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I strongly dislike the google doodles. All of them and just want to search for what I want like before.
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They're not in the way, are they?
Instead of:
GOOGLE
[search field]
It's now:
DOODLE
[search field]
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I thought the doodle was activated only if I clicked on it. The search would work like it always does otherwise.
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I tend toward agreeing.
I don't want google to be part of my life, to be my (oh-so-fake-moronic-marketing-style) *friend*; I just want them to provide the goods and services they purport to provide.
They, on the other hand, seem to think that they should act as if they were part of my family, constantly sending me messages and talking to me in far-too familiar tones about what browser, etc, I should use, how nice they are about my privacy, and so on.
It's because they talk to me as if we were buddies that I use Yahoo search. They never pop up messages, or add them to the top of search results, and nor to they continually spam me with "Hey, Buddy!" e-mails; they just do their job.
So I never even see the doodles/Easter eggs that these oh-so-lovely "friends of mine" make, and e-mails from them are redirected to a look-in-here-when-you-feel-like-getting-p1ssed-off-with-marketing-morons directory (which I usually only check after logging in on new android devices).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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