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No. Would you expect me to?
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Yes, please do that. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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All I know in Latin is 'nunc est bibendum'
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Ok. I don't know how to break the news to you...
There are no real latin texts on that website. They are placeholders until a real text is filled in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ahah, and thats the point is it?
Hmm, never heard of that before.
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Really? Look here: Lorem ipsum - Wikipedia[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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See what you mean. No, never heard of that before.
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I have done the same myself, just to find out wether or not anybody actually reads it. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Which group of windows employees was it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ever got a file you were working on completely rolled back by your version control?
I don't know how it happened, but it happened.
We're looking at a couple of hours of work here 
Sometimes I really hate Git and SourceTree... 
This happened to me before in SVN, but at least back then I knew what I had done wrong 
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Sander Rossel wrote: SourceTree.
Tortoise for GIT is better IMHO. Any Chance you could use something else, other than SourceTree?
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Ugh, I feel the complete opposite. Tortoisegit's the worst git client it was ever my misfortune to use (although I suspect if forced to use the cli, it'd fall into 2nd to last place); while source tree's the only one I haven't had to swear at once.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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yeah, very interesting that my experience is a polar opposite to yours.
I must confess that I have not used SourceTree for almost 2 years now, so it might have improved to where I might reconsider....maybe.
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Does this mean we should use repository control? Backups of backups of backups...
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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About a week ago I was downloading demos of several high value component libraries. As is my usual practice the only valid contact info I give is my work email (if I can't leave it blank I'll put something blatantly invalid like 555-555-5555 for a phone number in) because I don't want to talk to a high pressure saledrone. Today, a week after sending an email asking me to call him, one of the vendors drones found my employers reception number (presumably on the website somewhere) to try getting a hold of me that way.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Engage them in open, cordial conversation, inviting them out for coffee perhaps, to discuss various ways that they can take your money....or not. 
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Call them back tomorrow, and ask them if it is standard policy to bother people who are working with uninvited questions. Then, Google "questions", and ask more of those.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Inform them of your recent passing ?
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Judy the Zootopia[^] admits like she already experienced in the sloth.
It's time to restarts and defragment.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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Your laptop is slower than the last 10 minutes of the last day of school?
If your laptop was going any slower, it would be going backwards?
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1) To do
2) To do
3) To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooooooo
I'll get me coat.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds more like "Scooby Doo meets the Pink Panther."
Marc
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I'm not responsible for how the voices in your head sound! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is it weird that I read "I'll get me coat" to the melody of the song as well? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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