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Why would anyone hurt that little blue bird? 
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perhaps the aliens find the little blue bird annoying.
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Time to get some tea. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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In case you feel like editing your HOSTS file to connect to Github without waiting for this to be resolved:
192.30.253.113 github.com
151.101.32.133 assets-cdn.github.com
151.101.32.133 avatars0.githubusercontent.com
151.101.32.133 avatars1.githubusercontent.com
151.101.32.133 avatars2.githubusercontent.com
151.101.32.133 avatars3.githubusercontent.com
151.101.32.133 avatars4.githubusercontent.com
151.101.32.133 avatars5.githubusercontent.com
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That makes me wonder if that odd thing I saw earlier with CP have to do with this DDoS?
Maybe I was routed through those IPs at that time or something or the cdn.codeproject.com is hosted out there where things were attacked?
I dunno, but interesting.
Isn't this Internet thing supposed be able to be hit by a nuke and survive? Like cockroaches, right? 
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Ah, a true githubber 
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Apparently OpenDNS was weathering the storm due to the caching technology they use, it would have been easier probably just to switch your router DNS settings to use OpenDNS addresses for a short term fix, rather than a site-by-site case specific fix in the host tables.
Maybe something to remember for next time...........because there will be a next time. 
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3rd one is ongoing.
https://cybermap.kaspersky.com
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This [^] is why hardware companies should not try and do the software themselves.
Everyone's so keen to wire up their microwave and close their garage door while in the next state.
No one's bothering with a decent padlock. 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Text messages always look better on my fridge's 3x2" display.
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Right. Plus, those companies have defaulted to WiFi technologies which ends up connecting devices unnecessarily (in many cases) to the Internet. Why didn't they just use _local_ connections like bluetooth enabled type of devices instead?
Some might see my idea as limited, but I have no need to monitor my refrigerator from 50 miles away. I just don't.
And, I like the responsibility of having to know my thermostat is set before I leave the house. Just sayin'.
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Most of the companies are blaming the password. Soon we will have iPasses, and still have the same problems, just with a big added bill.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A huge difference would be made by, for example, "You cannot use your fridge's IoT functions until you have changed the factory-set username and password" messages.
Yes, usernames and passwords are a PITA, but you can stick them to the fridge door with a fridge magnet -- let's see hackers get at that programmatically.
"We want to make installation easy for our customers" can only go so far.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OK, OK.
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Investigator claims 'UFO wreckage' shows aliens visited the Earth 250,000 years ago [^]
You're not English, so I'll just say that you should google "English Sun tabloid", and not read very much about it (because it's not worth wasting your time on).
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: The Quick 8: Eight Out-of-Place Artifacts | Mental Floss[^]
<sigh>
1. Wow. Someone found a piece of metal with markings on it in some mud. They then misidentified it twice, and then said that half of it had suddenly "turned to dust" from corrosion. Can we spell "bullsh1t", Children?
2. Funny how none of the dinosaur models look like actual dinosaurs, isn't it? Kinda puts paid to the idea that they're models of dinosaurs, though, doesn't it? It's Art, Man!
3. It's a hoax. Everyone knows it -- except the inhabitants of the village, who refuse to know it.
4. Um, yeah. The page itself admits that it's nothing.
5. It's a bird, for God's sake. Go whittle a few birds for yourself. I'll bet the first 10 will look like space shuttles, and the next 10 will look like what we'll be using instead of space shuttles in 50 years' time.
6. "When an analysis of the bore hole was conducted, it was determined that it had been made with modern day equipment".
When statements like that are made, you just call bullsh1t and walk away, because bullsh1t is what it is.
7. Another one that the page itself explains.
8. "The hairstyle and the beard match up closely with the style of Roman statue".
Seriously? So no-one in the entire country was allowed to carve anything different? They had to carve busts of their friends to look like every other carving? If anyone had a different haircut, they weren't allowed to carve it?
Sorry, but I see absolutely bugger-all to do with aliens. I'm not even going to bother visiting the other page.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You're not English
I was raised and schooled in the UK so, pretty much, I am. I even have a British accent.
Mark_Wallace wrote: Sorry, but I see absolutely bugger-all to do with aliens. I'm not even going to bother visiting the other page.
You should if you want a chuckle.
Besides, it's much easier to shout Aliens and the Paranormal than to seek out a proper explanation and much more fun.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I even have a British accent.
YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!!
BURN THE ALIEN!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Alien does not exist. Alienware does.
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: Alienware does [exist].
So you say, but the only reports of its existence I've seen have stated that their exclusive habitat is the basements of mothers, which are places no-one in their right mind would ever go anywhere near.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This one's been well and truly debunked.
IT's a metal tooth from the digger used in the excavation. It's not 250,000 years old. It's just a few years old and oxidised.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Bigger question is why you still allow links to The Sun 
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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With due respect isn't The Sun the centre of the solar system, and if we disallowed that its quite possible that the tangerine people would get uppity and take over the world.
Dang i think its started.
Regardz
Colin J Davies
The most LinkedIn CPian (that I know of anyhow)
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Hey Colin. How have you been, old friend?
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