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Griff's losing his touch. 
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They put on a killer of a show
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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a pod of musical wails is Celine Dion
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Spot on!...well if you dumped the 'musical' part anyway.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Isn't music from Wales played at an Eisteddfod?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hi All
Looks like ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) is on a spammer killing role!
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And the the automated system has detected them... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"they're"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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There, there, we have their backs 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There, Their, they're, it'll all be okay
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Yet more proof the English language was not design it happened
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Certainly not "Intelligent Design"... it evolved!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Thanks, John... I needed that. Kids today are just so, like, illiterate! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hi All,
I just used the down stairs bathroom, note I am not one of continental cousins (it has a shower and washing machine  ). Finished the important matter I went to do and the fly on trousers broke. This caused swearing hunting for zip finding zip and hunting for something to block obvious gap (Gaffa Tape, oddly there was a five pack of roles) get back to desk look at zip mush it back on bend bent bit with pliers (carefully) try a couple of runs up and down before deciding yeah that'll do (I hope). ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Too bad there wasn't a camera following you along on this escapade. I could use a good bit of slapstick.
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Now if he can get rid of the co-worker that thinks he was coming on to them... 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Not really an issue. No saw and I botched it before I had to see any one.
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Thus the reason I am not a comedian. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Gaffa, Gaffer (or Duct) tape is not botching. That counts as a professional repair!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Am I the only one who just pictured this scene set to Yakety Sax?
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Ah-ha, that's what I've been humming...
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Nope. It was definitely playing in my head as well.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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sounds like you need to leave even more behind in the bathroom... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Has anyone had any truck dealing with AWS API for managing EC2 instances?
The scenario I am faced with is creating a dashboard for our clients within our website where they can check the status and start/stop their instances. Under our account we are running servers for multiple clients and we don't really want them to see each others.
The quickest for me would be if I can create an IAM where the user only sees specified instances, but that seems to be too complinated for AWS.
Pointers, guidance & gotchas greatly received.
veni bibi saltavi
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