|
Correct, Sir! The originator is up on Monday.
That was fast, too easy?
Maybe you could provide the explanation for the others anyway?
I'm still puzzled that this went to moderation...
|
|
|
|
|
There's no intemperance needed Intemperance: "lack of moderation or restraint", so use it's inverse.
when you sound like all the landmasses CONTINENTS becomes CONTINENCE: "Sexual abstinence as a state of life"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
That's interesting given that INcontinence means someting entirely different and not at all related. Engrish so funny!
(purses lips) I wonder though... (googles)
Actually, I'm wrong!
Incontinence | Definition of Incontinence by Merriam-Webster[^]
So the original meaning of the word was to do with sexual appetite. There you go, you learn sometihng new every day.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
|
|
|
|
|
So here I am, drinking and remembering my dead sister who was smashed by Melanoma 18 years ago pretty much to the minute. I got to donate Bone Marrow in what at the time was an experimental procedure for the particular type of cancer. The wankers involved pissed about for too many weeks before chemotheraping her Immune System to death as they were excited about the fact my Mother had died from Melanoma 7 years 7.5 months earlier.
Thanks for all the well wishers on CP 16.5 hours ago, but I won't see her again. Heaven, Jesus, Jehova Mohammed, Allah, Joseph Smith and all the rest are fictional characters to help the weak minded get through life.
The Multi-Armed Elephant God best referenced in a Simpsons episode is more real.
Hope to see a God or Cancer at some time, they won't survive the next 50 years of hate I have waiting for either of them.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
|
|
|
|
|
I'll hoist a drink to her memory with you, but due to the early hour (and that I've got to drive later) it'll be coffee this end, I'm afraid. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: I'll hoist a drink to her memory with you, but due to the early hour (and that I've got to drive later) it'll be coffee this end, I'm afraid. [Rose]
That's no excuse. Are you sure your Welsh?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
|
|
|
|
|
My personal rules: Driving == no drinking.
Lost too many friends to drunk drivers (some they were drunk and hit something, some hit by others who were drinking). Not acceptable behaviour in my book any more.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: My personal rules: Driving == no drinking.
Lost too many friends to drunk drivers (some they were drunk and hit something, some hit by others who were drinking). Not acceptable behaviour in my book any more.
I know, but you mentioned too early.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah - it's only 09:17 here, and I'm knackered already due to the cat trying vomiting on the bed at 04:00 ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
My GFs grandpa died from a brain tumor. I've never met him, he passed away before my gf and I met. From the tellings he was an amazing man who somehow survived the holocaust. Cancer sucks big hairy donkey balls, and so does tumor.
JavaScript gives you a false sense of safety. It's like riding a bike with those little side wheels and then riding head first into a ravine.
Sander Rossel
|
|
|
|
|
I'll hoist one in their honer Mick, as well for those, including myself, who have lost loved ones to cancer.
Cancer sucks. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
|
|
|
|
|
Cancer - The Sucker Of Balls
Interesting choice of words, considering it does go after those[^] as well.
|
|
|
|
|
...I still haven't[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
Doh! It says quite clearly in the TLHC that it's not British cuisine! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
One quid? I am getting in my car....
|
|
|
|
|
Stock up before they double in price!
|
|
|
|
|
Hah! That's not stocked by Tesco!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah but it's Tikka Massala. That must be imported!!
OK yes I know it's most likely a British invention based loosely on Indian cuisine.
|
|
|
|
|
Wastedtalent wrote: That must be imported
The best selling frozen pizza in Italy, is made on an industrial estate just off the M6 in Lancashire by a German company...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Which one are you talking about? There are 2 "best selling frozen pizza": Cameo and Buitoni. Buitoni is produced in Italy, Cameo is brit I think.. and it's almost equal, Buitoni is more expensive (but it's 10 times better, as frozen pizzas go).
ADD: Ben and Jerry ice-creams are produced in the Netherlands, while Algida (which is an Italian ice cream manifacturer, the one of Cornetto, you may know them with other trademarks) are still produced in Italy, near Naples.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yes that's the one. The "article" is biased due to the (lack of) knowledge of the market of forzen pizza in Italy: it's the same of "Crispy Pancakes" (in Italy: "Sofficini"), aka cheap dinner-saver when ideas have ran out and it's not possible to eat a proper pizza (far from the city, small children hampering movements, lack of money). It's not even considered "pizza" but junk food.
Consider that a Buitoni forzen pizza costs about 2-3€ and a Dr Oketer (Cameo here) about 1.8-2, and the fact that we usually buy them because they're inexpensive and we already know they won't be of good quality, Dr Oekter has a slightly bigger market share of a already shrinking and small market.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
|
|
|
|
|
BTW: tha article is incorrect and racist for two reasons.
First and foremost home-made pizza has basically never existed on medium scale, let alone large. Pizza was born as a professional cook dish and was almost only served in restaurants and bakeries, people who make it at home are rare, especially beacuse proper pizza must be cooked on a covered wood oven which wasn't available to the population, only to bakers. So no "momma made pizza" if not in particular occasions, and usually it is "focaccia" which is a different story.
Second, no "mommas" made pizza as pizza baking is traditionally men stuff, as it is BBQ - in fact it means a lot of sweat, heat and ash just as BBQ does, only with more ash.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
|
|
|
|
|
Wastedtalent wrote: based loosely
Really? Chicken tikka and few other tikkas as well are food of Indian sub-continent. "Masala" is a gravy that was apparently added for British people.
That gravy alone has taste and salt so can't be British food. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
|
|
|
|
|
lw@zi wrote: That gravy alone has taste and salt so can't be British food.
You nailed it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
