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Rob K. was, as a child, a kleptomaniac whose fetish specialty was house-breaking followed by eating and drinking the entire contents of the refrigerator before making off with garments of a type I am too polite to mention here. The aftermath of those days is clearly evident in Rob's physiognomy, today.

The K. family, has its origins (which have been very carefully covered up) in the Robovian ethnic group and their culture, which I describe below, here: thus, his name comes from "robber," not from "Robert." In the ancient prototype (cognate) of what became the word "robber" in Robovian, it means "an excellent thief, a good boy, a promising young man with a great future."

The women of Rob K.'s family made great sacrifices to get Rob to stop stealing, and not feel ashamed of his bulk, undergoing extensive plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures to make the parts of their bodies I am too polite to mention here as exaggeratedly large as Rob's steatopygic body-type. Perhaps it was the comfort in seeing his own family members going to such painful lengths to make him feel "normal," that helped him give up the klepto habit; or, perhaps it was the procedure I am too polite to mention here involving a private zoo that made him into a normal lying, cheating, narcissitic, publicity hungry, member in food-standing of the K. family.

Now, the etymology::

The word "robber" comes into English from 16th. century France where a notorious gang of pickpockets, and thieves, from the Lower Robovia province of Upper Slobovia, became famous for their virtually magical powers in using the dark arts of stealth they had learned from their ancestors in the wild mountains of Stolevenski. Hence, the word "robber," which passed into England as the Robovians ... those not hung, drawn-and-quartered, or burned at the stake ... migrated across the channel posing as Huguenot refugees fleeing (Catholic) repression and violence.

The word "slob," as well as "slobber," comes, as is obvious from "Slobovia," refers to the legendary lethargy of the Slobovians; interestingly the Robovians are as noted for their manic and hyper-active behavior traits as the Slobovians are for their somnolence and apathy. As you might expect, the Slobovians consider the Robovians as crazy fools, and the Robovians consider the Slobovians as not being fully human, describing them in proverbs like these:

"So lazy they only know how to slobber, not spit." "Those are not rocks: they're Slobs at work."

There has not been one known instance of a marriage between Robovian and Slobovian that did not require massive sedation of the Robovian groom, and administration of massive doses of coffee (by a method too impolite to mention here) to the Slobovian bride. The only known instance of an attempt at marriage of a Slobovian groom, and a Robovian bride, was called off when they could not awaken the Slobovian, and the bride would not stop running in circles.

The origin of the nickname "Rob," from the name "Robert," I leave for another time.

And, now, Nish-ji, could you please explain to us on the Lounge the origions and meaning of the ancient Indian proverb "andher nagree chauput Raja."
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008

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