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Tread lightly, pal.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Exactly, I feel for those around here with a glass shin.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Reminds me of that 80's dance movie:
Footloose.
... such stuff as feet are made on
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If its a really powerful landmine, it may even give them a leg up on their enemy.
Hogan
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That'll keep you dancing!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Freedom isn't free, and you are going to sit there and make jokes on our disabled veterans? 
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are you kidding?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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ORT is back...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 Should've known that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nurse! NURSE!
He's out of bed again...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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PEDdling jokes, especially the likes of this one, will get you nowhere.
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The researchers were able to remotely control the braking system, sunroof, door locks, trunk, side-view mirrors and more
Hmmm. 
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Tis a shame they can't do something useful with their hacking abilities, like taking down the cell phone system.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A nice hack would have been to auto set all radio channels to the teen hip hop channel and to disable the ability to turn off the radio 
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Your "member symbol" suggests a handy solution to that problem. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wouldn't Tesla owners be too sensitive to indulge in physical aggression though? 
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Not if you play hip hop at 'em all the time! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nish Nishant wrote: auto set all radio channels to the teen hip hop channel and to disable the
ability to turn off the radio
I thought incomprehensible torture was outlawed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah yes, the Hamster Hack as it's affectionately known to me, thanks to our friends at the BBC and TopGear.
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jeron1 wrote: Tis a shame they can't do something useful with their hacking abilities, like taking down the cell phone twatter and/or farcebook system.
Enfixed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whilst this is probably one of the bigger\serious types of these hacks, ever since more things are being internet enabled (IoT) they're almost all been hacked, from web cams to your smart heating thermostat. With the IoT it's almost like we're forgetting all lessons learned from the web and going right back to step 1 with people implementing protocols and architectures without thinking "...what if the client is malicious?". I can imagine the future where we're constantly downloading updates for everything, from our light switches to our refrigerator and every time we put bread in our toaster it'll say "Hi INSERT NAME, this is your bank and we need very much you update your security details, it is of utmost urgency. Please tell me your PIN number and we'll get started..."
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:shudder:
Ransomware on the coffee maker could be financially viable...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ransomware on the coffee maker
No worries. Encrypted coffee is fine. Just drink it anyway.
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If anybody uses ransomware to get in-between me and my morning cup of joe, I swear that I will demand the invasion of their country
or get a french press
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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