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I work for CyberCoders as a recruiter, and I have a network of over 15 million candidates at my disposal that are seeking long-term, full-time employment.
I'd hate to see her (I assume the author of the email, Lauren, is a woman) LinkedIn contact list! 
Marc
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Not really - most of 'em are ants. 
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... and bees
veni bibi saltavi
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What she neglects to mention is that 14,999,997 of them are Minecraft characters.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm pretty sure that what they're counting is the number of people on linked in they pay to send job ads to.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Wait... 15 million...
That means she has accumulated 15 million clients who she has completely failed to find employment for.
Is she trying to convince you that she's a complete failure and utterly incompetent? Because I'm convinced 
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Head hunters are like used car salesperson's and politicians...full of sh*t.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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God only knows how they manage to remain full of it, given the amount that spews out of their mouths.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It is an amazing feat.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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She's a liar, liar panties on fire!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Having a bumper crop year, it appears.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sorry for the late arrival, bloomin' work getting in the way of the important stuff. Anyway here it is, good luck!
"Cut short, like a boxers wagger." (9)
Andy B
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BOBTAILED?
OK, boxers "bob", but I'm not sure... 
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Sorry no, but you're nearly there.
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CURTAILED (basically piggy-backing on OG's answer)
Additional:
Boxer dog could be a CUR
By convention, breeders chop their tail off
Chopping the tail off something makes it TAILED
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That looks a lot more like it!
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Well done! I was thinking more of the 'wagger' being the tail for "curtail" and then the "like a" bit giving the ending -ed, but your solution works for me too!
You're up tomorrow
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If I search on label:unread I can get all my unread e-mails [a little over 10,000]
Now if I want anything before 01 January what can I do? Then I can delete all that match rather than 100 at a time.
[edit - is it me or has markdown gone all scouse on us?]
[edit II - found the link[^ and I need is:unread before:2016/01/01, now deleting]
veni bibi saltavi
modified 8-Sep-16 5:03am.
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I'm pretty sure you can't email vodoun: it's difficult to get the pins to stick in the electronic model.
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I am down to under 2,000 unread emails. I just know one of them will be important so I'm deleting them by sender. As an example farceburk has nearly 400 unread!
veni bibi saltavi
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This is one reason why I use Live Mail - you can set up rules such as "Anything from FarceBook" -> bin.
I set one up for He Who Must Not Be Named a year or two ago, and haven't been annoyed by him since!
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I really should, but I cannot, right now, be rrrred. It is funny how the unread profile is basically a few hundred each month and then 1,000+ every August. How bizarre.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the unread profile is basically a few hundred each month and then 1,000+ every August.
Birthday? Sommer offers?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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His holidays in a gin fuelled stupor?
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