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As the Subject line may indicate, this is a message to @jorgen_andersson (and I never remember how to reference a ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) member).
How did your holidays go?
Was everything ok?
Did the fires affect you?
modified 18-Aug-16 4:01am.
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@jorgen_andersson should notify him now.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Thank you, that is without special signs (¨`´...) and without caps.
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Thanks for asking.
Everything was quite splendid except for a few details.
As you've already guessed: On the first day after arrival, while eating lunch on the patio, we saw this big cloud of smoke. It was a forest fire just a kilometer or two away. Luckily we weren't in the direction of the wind.
Another problem was that the house was pretty dark in colour and didn't have air condition. So we tried to sleep with the windows open.
It turns out I'm allergic to Spanish mosquitoes. I got large watering rashes varying between the size of my watch to beer coasters. 
We found a local Bodega that was very popular among the locals.
They didn't have a menu, the owner sat down with us telling us what he had in the fridge today, creating our meals through discussion. (Lot's of tapas obviously) We've seldom had so much and so good food for so little money ever before. 
I'll make a better update later, have to get back to work now.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
From Santi's earthly tomb with demon's hole. Cross Rome mystic elements unfold. The path of light is laid, the sacred test. Let angels guide thee on they lofty quest.
Which movie?
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Foucault's Pendulum for Dummies
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War Starts : The light that blinds
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Stairway to Heaven?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I think it could be Angels and demons
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Don't think so much - Read the rules instead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I completed reading this novel today and iam pretty much sure that I have read this phrase in the novel. I havent watched the movie so i dont know
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He means the "MQOTD rules" - see here: V. - Professional Profile[^] and scroll down to near the bottom of the page.
The idea isn't to give the right answer - anyone with Google access could do that - but to give a "funny" answer instead.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ok. Just realised that
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Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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SantaPope
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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So something kinda strange happened with my "programming career" thus far. It started with C#, progressed to things like Entity Framework and MVC, and in the midst I learned a tiny bit of HTML and CSS in there, though frankly I kind of already knew HTML from long ago. Then, hoping to make interactive, awesome front end content, I learned JS and jQuery.
Recently though, I realized... CSS is powerful as hell... And I didn't learn it right. I learned it, thinking it was a simple markup to do things like apply font and color to text, and screw with margins and borders... Turns out, you can animate things, create sidebar menus, do almost anything you could in Photoshop, and even make a 3D animated Pokemon for God's sake...
But... What the hell IS CSS? I'm told it's not a programming language, I'm told people who know CSS and HTML exclusively are not "real programmers" and I have been happy to be a "real programmer"... Until I have been working on projects to boost my portfolio and.... My websites, while functional, and implementing cool things like a database, models, data transfer objects, and a login system... Have been, for lack of a better term, UGLY AS HELL!
But I get so much more satisfaction out of hooking up a database to a website, and setting up a RESTful system... Yet I know for a fact that even I, when faced with an ugly site, couldn't give less of a crap about how the back end is built and want to leave it immediately.
Is this a normal feel for a new coder like me? I'm about to go and try to really tackle CSS, but I feel so pathetic doing it. Yet, it is SO necessary.
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This one[^] sums up my feelings about CSS perfectly! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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By far the best image I've seen in a month!
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Just because you can does not mean you should, CSS may be a fantastically capable markup tool, it is also a support nightmare (this sage advice comes from someone who hates the entire web stack).
You need to focus on where you want to work, corporate data consumers will only be marginally interested in the UI. Functionality and data are their hot points.
Public facing web stuff is all about the UI look and feel.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I believe you are normal, talented, and have a great future ahead of you !
You'll need to investigate what the trade-offs, for you, are in using CSS to do fancy graphic stuff, or animations, that go "beyond tagged mark-up" frontiers vs. using one of the spate of JavaScript libraries that enable such things.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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These actually made me laugh (a little anyway):
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So I get an unlocked Android phone - running the latest android - text messages have all these dang big circles with initials.....
then at my current contract, I am force-ably upgraded to Office 365. All of my email has big circles...
Yahoo Messenger (yes, I know, sigh....) forces me to upgrade to the latest messenger... more big circles.. wtf?
Did I miss a UI pattern?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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