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It's Wednesday and I needed a good laugh to start the day. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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the solution is actually in your signature, smart 
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I never did like that whole you can't divide by zero thing anyway. To me, something divided by nothing should be nothing {0} but according to math something divided by nothing is everything {inf}. Go figure.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Well, if you think about it, even -inf multiplied +inf should be -inf^2; and instead is only -inf.
Or inf - inf is indefinite. I d say it is zero! ...  what can we do? we are lost souls in a crazy world
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So if i divide your cake by nothing your cake is gone?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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If I get my hands on a cake, of course it's gone 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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But if your hands are zero? (So no hands) 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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I've yet to see one of these where the maths actually works. In step 2 you have (10*10) - (10*10), which you then change in step 3 to 10 * (10 - 10). You then factor that out and claim that 10 * 0 = 10.
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Yea, I should have used the joke icon. It's not supposed to be correct but it does make some stop and think.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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For your proof you used the negative of your proof:
Foothill wrote:
(10 + 10)(10 - 10) 10 * (10 - 10)
Here you say that 10-10 / 10-10 (which is 0 / 0) = 1. That is invalid because you just proved that it was 2. Hence that step is wrong.
I suspect you can "prove" that x/0 is any number. That is the whole reason it is "undefined".
Brent
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I know the math is way off. It just appears to be correct at first glance. It is more of a joke for Wednesday morning than anything.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Two weeks driving around Romania. Well, ok, not just driving. We did stop now and again.
Spent some time in Mureş to check out Sighişoara, Maramureş (Sighetu-Marmației, Baia Mare mainly), Bistrița-Nasaud, ran down to Cluj and Alba Iulia.
Then, of course, played in Mamaia for a few days, before finishing up at home in Fieni.
Brought back some palinca to terrorize my friends with. I'll fill up two glasses. Slug mine down (which will be water, but they won't know that), and then watch them try to do the same with their glass of palinca.
I'm evil. 
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Who is the fairest one of all?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yeah, or: Clickety[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Fair warning: Mirror on the wall.
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Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're a damned kind can't you see
That the winds will change
Blind Guardian - Mirror Mirror
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If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Don't get us started again! That's unfair! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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to be fair, the question made sense
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Perhaps it's not my affair, but I'm fairly sure your correct.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You're having an affair? Does your wife know?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My wife, she's it, but she doesn't call it an affair, she call it a great.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: My wife, she's it, but she doesn't call it an affair, she call it a great.
That's unfair
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