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In the imminent event of my demise, when misleading reports claim that the fatal cause was a heart attack or a sudden and inexplicable outburst of visceral rage, please tell the world that all of you learned the truth directly from me first: I died by the excruciating pain that this perverse universe has inflicted unto me, unmercifully. Please tell the world that my life was prematurely reaped by the most abominable abortion of all creation: 6ava6crip6.
Spread the word, warn the unsuspecting; spare some innocent souls.
(function(){return Muspelheim.burninate("eternally", arguments);})(JavaScript);
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
In the worst way that could be possible! –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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We feel your pain.
JS has destroyed more lives than Meth: get the message out!
"JavaScript - Not Even Once!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This is the first time I see the positive use of JavaScript 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ouch!
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Simply stop using it and let Darwin sort out the rest who are not able to adapt.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Leandro Taset wrote: spare some innocent souls
There are no innocents using 6ava6crip6!
bwahahahaha!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quite right! We should do everything in DOSKEY.
If 62k isn't enough space for all the commands you need to execute, then you just invoke another instance.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So yesterday I closed my laptop with "update and shutdown".
This morning it started with something like "updates being installed" and it said:
"This will take a while"
notice the subtle change from "This may take a while". I can kinda appreciate the honesty. Now, my laptop is a brand new i7, 16Gb, SSD machine, so quite fast. Well it took 30 freakin' minutes to get it updated. (notice that it takes like 20-30 minuted to do a clean install).
So I finally get to my login screen, happy with the ordeal being over, enter my biometric fingerscan only to be greeted by yet other screens saying things like "Hi", "We updated your PC", "We're actually not quite done yet"  (there goes the aforementioned honesty) all the while the screen is blinking almost giving one a (epileptic) seizure.
Finally, really finally, I'm allowed access to my desktop and a message in the bottom right corner appears: "Updates where installed, click this message for more information". So curious, what all the fuss was about, (it MUST be a major update, right?) I click the message. I'm greeted with the Windows 10 control panel window (Update History). "No updates have been installed yet."
 F****[insert words and icons that violate KSS rule]****
While m$ did some significant work on stability and security, there main features "usability", "user-friendly", ... is going down the drain fast.
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After W10 Anniversary update the history is clean and new!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The problem is that it also erases the log of any updates to other Microsoft software that you may have installed (e.g. updates to Office, etc.)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I can't see the problem. The computer belongs to Microsoft and the important data already uploaded to their servers. All the other are cleared as irrelevant!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You forgot the sarcasm icon!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No. I didn't. Searched for one shedding tears, but gave up...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Not enough tears... not even nearly enough... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How about this one:
😭
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm not entirely sure the Sarcasm icon is fully applicable in this case. 
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Cynical maybe ? 
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All your computer are belong to us [^]
I sure know why Win7 will be my last Windows.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You lost all my respect with the m$ cliche.
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