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That's da bunny!
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SANCTION?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Beaten to it, I'm afraid!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Which movie?
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The Vilmos Holiday Postings?
veni bibi saltavi
modified 10-Aug-16 3:20am.
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Good Afternoon, Vietnam!
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We use Wagner. It scares the sh*t out of the slopes. My boys love it!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Ooooooh, my God, it's early!
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I have been building a scale UH-1B gunship during the last months and now have to figure out how to get a 3D printer to make the weapon mounts for me. I think I also should add a speaker and a music player.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A BIG speaker.
Anna amp that starts at eleven!
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It looks funny when the speaker is bigger than the helicopter
How many tons do you think a 0.5 kW motor can lift?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The daywalker
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Good Riddance[^]???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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'Cause I see ya in the Mornin'
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In the imminent event of my demise, when misleading reports claim that the fatal cause was a heart attack or a sudden and inexplicable outburst of visceral rage, please tell the world that all of you learned the truth directly from me first: I died by the excruciating pain that this perverse universe has inflicted unto me, unmercifully. Please tell the world that my life was prematurely reaped by the most abominable abortion of all creation: 6ava6crip6.
Spread the word, warn the unsuspecting; spare some innocent souls.
(function(){return Muspelheim.burninate("eternally", arguments);})(JavaScript);
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment... In the worst way that could be possible! –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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We feel your pain.
JS has destroyed more lives than Meth: get the message out!
"JavaScript - Not Even Once!"
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This is the first time I see the positive use of JavaScript
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ouch!
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Simply stop using it and let Darwin sort out the rest who are not able to adapt.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Leandro Taset wrote: spare some innocent souls
There are no innocents using 6ava6crip6!
bwahahahaha!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quite right! We should do everything in DOSKEY.
If 62k isn't enough space for all the commands you need to execute, then you just invoke another instance.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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