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I think it'll be a chile day in hell before that happens.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, if that happened I'd probably have a siezure salad.
/ravi
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Wasn't that first made during the Romaine Empire?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I've always felt the Romaines were a bunch of uncivilized croutons.
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That's no yolk, their dressing was atrocious!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't go planting ideas or they will mushroom out of proportion.
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Quote: meat is murder
Tasty, tasty, murder!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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What a sheep joke! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You got quite a pear on you to keep doing these posts; orange you feeling some re-leaf about how mesclun you'd like to be?.
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Lettuce pray for then.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I want to suggest Chris, please create a "Home Work" tag in QA. It would be very helpful to newbies. 
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It was disabled as it was being used pejoratively. Besides, people wouldn't use it anyway.
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There already is labeled so: [CANCEL]
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If the denizens of the lounge cannot follow directions, why would those seeking help with homework?
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The Lounge is the place to made NOT to follow directions... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Most people are rubbish at giving directions, anyway -- e.g. in Birmingham, the only direction reference points are pubs:
"Turn left at The Nag's Head, turn right 237 yards past The King's Left Bollock", etc.
So not following directions is usually preferable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hah! We are lucky if we can get them to tag it with the right language ... and half of 'em try to pretend it isn't homework anyway! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: ... and half of 'em try to pretend it isn't homework anyway!
Often it isn't. Frequently it's a case of "my employer told me to write X, hav u got codez plsss?" so "homework" is a bit of a misnomer.
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Exactly. Also, I would not mind helping students with their "homework" if they were up front an honest about it and showed that they are trying. I don't see the harm. The core mantra with this site is learning, yes? -- learning and getting better.
I could be wrong... 
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I totally agree.
But the ones who want someone, anyone, to do it all for them... 
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Yes, I've no problem at all helping people with actual homework assuming that they've tried.
I jalways love those "what I have tried" sections that read "I can't code or use Google so I'm asking you lot instead." It's nothing if not honest ...
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And all employers ask you to write a recursive factorial function! 
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Of course they do, and after you've done cursing them, you can recurse them again! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Once, when the level of background magic on the Disc was young and high and found every opportunity to burst on the world, wizards were all as powerful as sourcerers and built their towers on every hilltop. And if there was one thing a really powerful wizard can’t stand, it is another wizard. His instinctive approach to diplomacy is to hex 'em till they glow, then curse them in the dark." --- The late, great TP, "Sourcery"
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