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We are a little lost down here, wandering around in circles!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well, try to get closer to the UK, but without getting any closer to Europe -- the UK's going to need all the help it can get.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah 13.5 billions years from now the UK will be fine, see you there!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Too bad it didn't move 1,5 meters down as in towards sea level
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I'm assuming that's an attempt at a joke?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I'm assuming that's ORT again.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Do you come from the land down-under and over that way just a bit?
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Funny you should post this.
A few days ago I was watching a couple of people surveying the road and wondered how much land moves (relative to neighboring land) due to seismic activity. God knows we have plenty here.
Google hasn't been very helpful so I'm guessing, not enough to matter to surveyors.
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It tried to shake MM off 
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Didn't work. Sunday afternoon, down the pub at a family do paying far too much for alcohol.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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If you replaced your hedge, would anyone notice it was a shrubstitute?
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I'm sure a certain group of Knights[^] would notice.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ni!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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...Olé-Biscuitbarrel. 
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Stop IT!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ow! He said it again!
Wait! I said it! I said it!
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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When will you leaf us alone with these puns?
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How would you Fund that?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No, but they would think I was BARKing up the wrong tree. 
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Manure amazing! However, maybe it's thyme you branch out your humor for some greener pastures, lest your reputation be soiled.
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Yes, and very quickly too, no sense beating around the bush.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Leaf it to him to do just that.
/ravi
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I knew you'd twig to it.
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