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Hannibal Lecter's cookbook should be helpful: [^]. You might try his 'sweetbreads from an untalented Flautist:' http://payload47.cargocollective.com/1/6/201759/3254767/hanspread3_1100.png[^]
and, PETA has recipes for each type of Pokemon: [^].
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I am going to have to send my laptop to Asus for repair, as the power jack is broken. The new charger failed to work. It may take up to three business days (minus shipping) to get it repaired, so if I send it today, I might get it back next Wednesday.
Stupid thing.
It's still under warranty, thankfully.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Return to base support is a PITA when it is something you use every day let alone something your income may be dependent on.
I want an engineer out here NOW if not sooner. Either that or fix the power jack over the phone NOW!
Oops, sorry I was channeling my boss 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Broken power jacks are a continual problem with laptops. You'd think laptop makers would rip off one of the few nice things about the MacBook Air (and the touch pad.)
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It looks like it may be a manufacturing fault, as the batch my unit came from had a number with faulty clips (which were supposed to hold the jack in place). Those are replaceable, so if that is the issue, they can likely have it on its way back the day they fix it.
Oh, well.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Forget it for the time being. What's going on? Who knows?
All I know is that some people have been killed, there are policemen at every corner, public transportation has been shut down and we are all supposed to stay at home. Let's hope that things will return to normal soon.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry to hear... stay safe and vigilant.
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Hope you and your family stay safe.
Ken
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Just a nutter who was into shooting sprees, apparently.
I'm sure that it will be used to get more budget and powers for the SS, though.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No power to them[^] anymore, but I'm sure you did not mean that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think they make a good analogy for modern-day "security" forces, who suck up huge amounts of tax money and are given unlimited power to "protect us from those who want to take away our freedom".
They sing the same songs as the SS, when talking about the way they treat people.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just realized that my 3 articles won for June Article competition. Wooot! It's definitely a good day to start the weekend off 
Big thanks to CodeProject Team, and the folks who voted my articles
modified 22-Jul-16 13:50pm.
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Congrats! That's awesome!  
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Thank you sir!
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Haven't read your articles, but thanks for contributing!
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It's my pleasure 
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It's very time consuming in general, so always great to have people willing to spend the time and effort to do it.
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Congratulations !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Thank you. It's an honor hearing from one of the legends 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: me realize just how insignificant we are.
Don't worry. I care about you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Don't worry.
Never do.
RyanDev wrote: I care about you
Sweet but please don't. 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Never do.
I wonder what your definition of worry is, because I can't begin to believe how someone who is a parent never worries, not even once, about anything. I say impossible.
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: but please don't.
I can't help myself. You're so lovable. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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