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I'll tell ya' - considering you never know what's really under-the-burka, check the LGBT laws in your area as to how this will work out.
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LGBT = Liquor Guns Bacon and Tits
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Maybe she is in the market for an American boyfriend? She wants to love you long time? - oops, wrong movie. 
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Fifteen dolla!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Quote: we can work together and achieve a better future for our families.
Given her husband is dead and she wants her sons to have a good life, was that a marriage proposal or something? 
Only happens on Outlook (or Microsoft email servers). I never got any sheet like this on Gmail or Yahoo!. But a quick Google told me that this lady has been interested in buying many things, Should I contact her?[^], from which I conclude she may have successfully claimed her $15.7 million by now.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Just tell her not to believe anything that she reads in The Daily Mail!
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This was a cool one!
If I had a spare $15 million I would also save it apart for nothing else but your very own second hand vehicle!
With which I could proudly say, "John Simmons", Himself!!!! Owned it!
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Well, after way too little consideration, I sent this response:
Before we proceed further, I need you to do something for me. In order to verify that you're a real person, I need you to send me a picture of yourself. The requirements are:
- You are completely naked
- You are holding a calendar showing the current month and year
- You are holding a sign saying "I like bacon."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Thats even better than my idea - arranging to meet 'her' in Vladivastock airport to hand over bank details in person.
Of course I'm not suggesting actually going there - but you are allowed a good chuckle down the phone when said scammer calls to know why you are not at the designated meeting point outside arrivals...
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Sounds like she needs to send more info. You love your car dearly, and want to make sure you find the right home for it... Can she handle [500hp]? What does 'business on a large scale' mean? Was the money made legally? If so, what were it's sources? Etc, etc. But one at a time - a bunch of long answers is better than one long answer  The ultimate challenge is to get her to send her dental records, to confirm her good bone structure, thereby her trustworthiness!
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All that customization work, and you're selling it?
(or are you not speaking of the Mustang?)
Software Zen: delete this;
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I decided I wanted a gt350. In the end, this was the only inquiry I got in a 30-day period, so I guess I'm not gonna sell it (which ain't actually all that disappointing).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Maybe this time someone solves it in time
AOEIUH (6)
Solution -> DVORAK
The sequence AOEIUH is the middle row from left to right going into the most used letters keys
Hints:
1. Its a special order on something.
2. Actually it's a Layout of something we use everyday.
3. Although it might not be popular, this keyboard Layout exists and is usefull.
Bruteforce for OG (It is bruteforcable, trust me)
12334567 (8)
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 30-Jun-16 9:14am.
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VOWELS?
And the bruteforce: AAAAAAAA?
(No guarantees I'll finish the BF, I'm not as busy as yesterday, but still...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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2W
1B (its okay OG )
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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2W is a relief: I'm no damn good at setting these - it takes me ages to work something out - so at least I won't have to do it tomorrow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well it's not that hard actually but i got the same problem with the CCC i still don't get it right XD
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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OriginalGriff wrote: it takes me ages to work something out
Yeah and me.
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Nearly forgot the BF! 
AEEEEEEE
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sorry not the right position
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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So 1W? Or 2B+1W? Or 1B + 1W?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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0b0w => -
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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How can
"AAAAAAAA" be 1B + 0W and
"AEEEEEEE" be 0B + 0W Unless you are answering the guess after next instead of the last? If so, then I'll risk "~}ÌÌó³u
ê" and see what that gets me! 
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oh shiot..... 1W sure thing i had a brain failure because i was in an online meeting 
So yes 1W but 0B
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: i was in an online meeting
Is that like an ordinary meeting, but with cat pictures and even more idiots?
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