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SledgeHammer0125-Jun-16 12:39
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SledgeHammer0125-Jun-16 14:09
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We have 2 SQL devs that write the SPs.

One of them is fairly OK, but tbh, I think his skills are antiquated and he has no interest in learning new stuff. He only knows Microsoft SQL and tends to develop SPs using tons of temp tables and tends to "work around" issues rather then fix them.

The other dev is awful. Us devs suspect he is a former C/C++ developer who picked up a "SQL for dummies" book one weekend and decided to become a SQL developer. Just due to the way he writes SQL code. The first project they gave him, he released an SP that took 30 minutes to run!!! He actually released it like that. They've restructured everything many times over and have got it down to 5 to 10 seconds now which still doesn't meet the requirements LOL.

30 minutes to 5 to 10 seconds is a huge improvement obviously, but it just shows how bad the SQL is at my company.

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