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Just have an Apple instead 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Can't - It's not compatible with my mouth! You need a patented iMouth for that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Could be worse[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Anyone want some toast? I toast therefore I am.
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Ah, so you're a waffle man!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do you have a USB toaster and might I suggest using CD-ROM for burning breakfast?
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What if you only have a cd-rom reader that doesnt support burning?
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Then I suggest you start studying philosophy and ascend from Plato's cave. He doesn't like intruders.
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Eat bacon.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Without Google answer this.
What is the biggest value you can insert in below table column ?
ColumnName Datatype
ChargePercentage decimal(3,2)
Sometime assumptions can be deceiving.
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It was in one of my application I am currently developing. While making column for percentage I thought max percentage can be 100.00 so column will need max 3 digits followed by dot followed by two more digits. Sometimes mind plays trick on you. Today I broke it trying to insert 10.00 in it until I noticed my mistake.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
modified 21-Jun-16 2:09am.
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Depends on the language.
But for SQL that would be 9.99
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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See.... To cover myself I wasn't going to reveal the database 
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Been working on MySql 4 have you?
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It helps sometimes to google the documentation... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You could declare the column to hold a byte and then store "War and Peace" in it.
Not the string. The whole feckin book.
Apparently, SQL allows that.
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All this moaning and groaning. Just suck it up and remember there are people with real problems in the world. We English have to face our Welsh neighbours and friends tomorrow and find some plausible excuse for coming second to them in God's own sport. (I take it for granted that you know God is English, of course).
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Sport?
Soapbox!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's not a sport! Just a pathetic excuse to drink too much, behave like an a**hole and fight with other like-"minded" neanderthals!
Who the hell in their right mind cares about 22 millionaires ruining a perfectly good lawn while chaising a bloated pig skin anyway?
Come to think of it: It should be in the Soapbox all the same! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 21-Jun-16 6:33am.
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I think the average neanderthal would not agree that that sort of behaviour is typical for them.
It probably takes a more modern idiot to do all of that.
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Johnny J. wrote: It's not a sport! Just a pathetic excuse to drink too much, behave like an a**hole and fight with other like-"minded" neandethals!
Oh, well that's all right, then.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I equate soccer/football and any sport that involves a ball or two ( ) to the game of golf. You basically move a ball in a direction, and then go after it -- over, and over, and over, and over.
And in some areas around the world, fans get hurt and some, eve die for this.
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