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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Police takes newborn kittens into custody.
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"Police officers of the Joto Police Station took turns watching over the kittens in shifts."
It gets better.
"A junior high school student heard their cries, and her school contacted police."
Imagine the reaction if this happened in most other countries
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Indivara wrote: Imagine the reaction if this happened in most other countries
Free lunch ? (did I really write that down !!  )
I'd rather be phishing!
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In some Italian regions they would have ended up in a frying pan.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Police Officers? 
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In some other regions it wouldn't be surprising.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Indivara wrote: Imagine the reaction if this happened in most other countries
It'd probably be "Hang the elephants who dumped 'em!" here.
And I for one would agree.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Years ago (like 30) I walked out of my apartment to my car, which meant having to walk by the dumpster in the parking lot. I heard these tiny "mews" coming from the dumpster and discovered someone had put 4 kittens, probably no more than 3 weeks old, in a cardboard box in the dumpster. 
I took them in, there was more flea than kitten to them, gave them all baths in de-flea-ing stuff (box said not to use on less than 6 week old kittens, but there really wasn't much choice.) The water turned pink from all the flea poo.
Kept them for a few weeks, it was the cutest thing to see them playing in the book cases and my other two cats took to them right away, which was amazing. They all survived and I found good homes for them.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Years ago (like 30)
You should have just left it at "years ago" because now, for some reason, I have this mental image of you being like, 75 years old. 
Good story, though. 
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Slacker007 wrote: 75 years old.
Who knows, he might be flattered by that. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Slacker007 wrote: I have this mental image of you being like, 75 years old.
53 
I have the same birthday (but not year) as Bill Clinton!
Marc
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You're a mere infant; I turn 55 next month.
Where's my cane...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Marc Clifton wrote: The water turned pink from all the flea poo.
I learned something new today. Flea poop is pink.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Flea poop is pink.
Well, it's red because it's from the blood of what they feed on, it just turns pink in the de-flea-ing stuff because that's milky white. 
Marc
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Indivara wrote: if this happened in most other countries
crispy or fried?
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Sounds perfectly normal for the UK.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To follow the post below...
They are insanely fast in a creepy sort of way
A couple of days ago I ordered something (nothing particularly important, cost the equivalent of around 20 dollars)
Only 8 hours later it had arrived. Now there is no way they could have been so quick unless they are clairvoyant or have a time machine.
This was regular delivery too, at no extra cost.
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Or have local warehouses.
This space for rent
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No its definitely a star trek like beam transporter that they are using. Or telepathy. Probably both because even telepathy won't be enough to get them through the traffic and the two-foot wide roads here so fast
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Or have local warehouses.
in his backyard! 
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Also Amazon.it. But htey have a warehous 100 km from me and there is a comfortable highway linking us so it's probable. They caught me off guard a couple of times... luckily my local delivery services are freaking humane and it's easy to not incur in penalties or problems.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Or they sent you a goon squad that brainwashed you into ordering something and then forget that little detail. Your order was already on the way before the goons knocked on your door.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I recommend reading The World is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman and Information Rules by Shapiro and Varian.
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Indivara wrote: unless they are clairvoyant or have a time machine
Well, Japan is a few hours ahead of just about everybody else...
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They must have hacked microsoft's telemetry "features".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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