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“This is a wife. She looks happy, doesn’t she? That is because she is on her second glass of wine.”
Wives are very complicated – do not try to understand one without reading this instruction manual. You have much to learn. You will need to get to grips with chocolate, shopping, wine and them being right all the time. You will need to learn the art of deciphering hints and clues quickly; otherwise holidays and birthdays may not run smoothly. If all else fails, and especially if she really wants to talk, retreat to the roof and fix some roof tiles. --- How it Works: The Wife - Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think any sports commentator has the ability to speak gibberish - some of the cycling commentators leave me thinking 'what, wtf, wtf did that actually mean'. I suspect their brain is running faster than their mouth and there's a disconnect in the middle
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I think their brain isn't running, as most of what they say they pull out of their a**.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There is but one gold standard: Yogi Berra[^]
As a gentle sample or two:
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I never said most of the things I said.
Pair up in threes.
Read more at: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/y/yogiberra204437.html
He was a The Natural.
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modified 16-Jun-16 6:28am.
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I have an Excel bug I wish to complain about. Does Microsoft have a form or email that I can send it to? Can't seem to find it. 
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Don't worry. A mystery Microsoft service technician will randomly call you in the near future about all your bugs etc. 
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Write a post in the Office - Microsoft Community[^] forum. It's monitored by MS Office MVPs and someone will likely engage with you online (and follow up with MS if necessary).
/ravi
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Ask Nagy! He's the man in the know when it comes to obtaining forms.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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The Lounge is the proper place to report things you do not like about Microsoft. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes, but I want better feedback. 
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Once upon a time Crysis was the pinnacle of graphic quality and demanding graphic processing.
I wonder, what App / game would today bring the GTX1080 to its knee while providing the most amazing life likeness?
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Any game that supports triple-head gaming at 4K?
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triple-head?! 
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None.
No current gen game can even remotely challenge the top tier cards, even at 4k 3D triple-head with special sauce, lettuce, cheese; all on a sesame-seed bun. Hardware is on the front-end of the graphics leapfrog once more.
That said, it seems like crappy drivers are the real card-killers, lately.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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If only that were true.  Even the 1080 needs to turn down enough quality settings in most current AAA games at 4k that you're better off upscaling from 1440p instead. Maybe the 1080 Ti or 1180 will make it doable.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Due to precedent, I strongly suspect that has more to do with graphics interfaces (DirectX, OpenGL) than with the hardware itself.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Nathan Minier wrote: that has more to do with graphics interfaces (DirectX, OpenGL) than with the hardware itself
To an end-user, does that distinction matter?
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So Stephen Curry mouthguard[^] is in auction and its starts in grands. That's insane. Who want to buy my chewing gum. I've banana, strawberries, peach. ... Bid start at a price of $1.00.
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How many NBA Championships, MVP AWards, and season records do you have?
Britney's chewing gum sold for $14,000 in 2004 but I don't know what the current market's like.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Uh, ... um, ... never mind
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Well, if what we were always told as kids is true, if you spend enough time on that site, you will end up "visually impaired". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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