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How about this: It's so ugly that it's cute.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Could work.
And maybe it is cuddly as well as ugly.
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Reminds me of Grumpy Cat.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Haha
I once made a look alike comparison with Grumpy Cat and my girlfriend.
I thought it was spot on, but she didn't appreciate it all that much. 
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I guess she's not your girlfriend anymore.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Actually she is.
I can still bring out the old photo at times when she is grumpy.
And girls get grumpy for all kinds of reasons unknown to man. 
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Girls also get grumpy without reasons.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Have just (had to) update / upgrade to the above version...
1. All previously set security settings had to be redone (I hope I've got them all)
2. All the Bull*hit apps that were currently deactivated / de-installed had to be de-installed (again)
3. Some apps are no longer de-installable, can only be deactivated
4. Some previously set GPO's (I'm on a domain) no longer work...
I predict that Win7 will be used up to and until it really is EOL. Hopefully MS will realise that the whole Win10 upgrade / update policy is a dead end and that users do not want a windowed google OS malware / spyware...
rant over...
Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?
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Zero problems. You're clearly doing it wrong! (Where's the self-satisfied smirk emoticon?)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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where's the "dear lord give me the ability to punch people via TCP/IP" icon...
Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?
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Phil.Benson wrote: where's the "dear lord give me the ability to punch people via TCP/IP" icon...
I'd rather have a service that can send an electric shock to a user's keyboard via TCP/IP. We can call it 'zing."
Will Rogers never met me.
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I did a clean install on several computers with the 10586 ISO file burnt to a DVD and have not had noteworthy issues. However, none of these machines were on a domain. All were home computers. Of course, doing a clean install means all old settings are gone.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 1-Jun-16 8:40am.
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You're traveling through another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind;
a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
Next stop . . . the Twilight Windows 10 Zone!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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It used to be that when someone posted about this kind of problem, some smart@rse would chime up with "You should UPgrade to linux!"
Not any more.
Now what you get is this smart@rse chiming up with "You should UPgrade to Windows 7!"*
* (or even XP!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: (or even XP!)
Nooooo! Really? Inconceivable!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Hey, there was nothing wrong with XP that a few sensible updates wouldn't have fixed.
So what did MS do?
Vista!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Vista!
Now you've done gone and spoiled my appetite right before supper! What an unmitigated disaster MS created with Vista!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Hey, it was created by the same personnel who brought us windows 8 and 10, so it was PERFECT!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I like Mark Twain's comment on politicians: "Politicians are America's only native criminal class."
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I always thought Mark Twain said: "Congress is America's only native criminal class." 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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He was in love with congress...
Mark Twain quotations - Congress[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He sure was a wise man!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Teacher bought some land. (7)
Good Luck
modified 1-Jun-16 4:47am.
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Like it! 
Nice and simple - I'll post a solution later if no-one else does (give 'em a chance!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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