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XKCD OTD[^]
Elephant! I feel old...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They let 4 year olds vote in the USA???? 
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Where's your math skills? The atrocity of September 11 happened in 2001. So, a voter today that would be too young to remember 9/11 (who is going to vote this year) would need to have been about 3 or 4 years old on 11 September 2001, making them 18 or 19 years old on 8 November 2016.
BTW, my son, who was 3 at the time, vividly remembers the attacks.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: on 8 November 2016
It's my birthday!!! 
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Yes I wasn't being serious, it just doesn't seem like that long ago.
I remember it well [but don't] as I was on a plane at the time [flying in Europe] and the pilot told us over the tannoy once we'd landed, so whilst I missed it happening I was very aware by the time I was in the airport.
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Cheers!
Don't worry, Trump would be a greater, history-making disaster if he wins the election. We all get leveled up with the young ones.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I don't have nearly enough experience points to go up another level just yet! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is your mother's mother on speed dial Instagran?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, she's Undagran!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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That's relatively akin to amusing.
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Do they all live in gran canyon?
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That's gotta be the mother of puns.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I dunno, maybe it's just a gran illusion.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Here, have some of Grans cider[^], it might help you remember.
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That pun gave me an Instagroan... 
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Apologies. But you have to admit, my subject line is better. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: my subject line is better
Absolutely
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Ouch!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I can say with a high degree of probability that this man, his family, and his neighbors, will interpret this as a supernatural "sign," and that local Monks and "ghost doctors" (mor phii) will be consulted, offerings will be made, and some form of ritual (Buddhist and/or animist) may be carried out.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Some snakes are cannibals.
The story would have been funnier if it was an anaconda.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: The hazards of Python
Yowza![^]
That's the 'Script' for the next sequel of "Final Destination" 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
modified 27-May-16 11:45am.
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I think it is quite appropriate that this story comes to us from Bangkok.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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/ravi
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