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Already posted in the Soapbox (where it belongs) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Damn! and I thought I had a scoop
Why is this a soapbox piece? It's not religious or political is the toilet thing?
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It's a penis thing... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's not a phrase I expected to be reading today... 
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Ah, OK. I did wonder about that hence the wildcards
So, it's OK in comments?
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racketeer wrote:
Python
See what happens when you program in duck type languages? 
Marc
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racketeer wrote: stories of the approaching singularity make us all nervous
Speak for yourself. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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In the US their used to be advertisements for Action bleach, a laundry additive. They showed that after it was poured into the machine a powerful arm with a fist burst forth (upward).
So - I always wondered about pouring this into a toilet and, well, waiting for the screams.
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I was speaking to my friend over phone, I asked him. "What are you doing?"
He said he bought new Xbox Games and just setting it up for the kids.
Then we went on to speak other things.
After a while, the phone gets passed to the kid. I asked the kid,"Hey what's up , what are you doing?"
He says, "My bad bought a new game, and he's playing it the last 30 mins, He's finished stages but not letting us play our turns. we're just waiting!".
In the name of 'demonstration', the bastard is finishing levels!
When he said "Ok,Say hello to my son" , I didn't grasp intention behind. Hell! He just wanted to get rid of me and the kid for a while and focus on the freaking GAME! 
He's just of this kind[^] 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Well...DOOM can do that to you!
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: My bad bought a new game,
Bad dad!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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There was a divine intervention in that typo. To make things clear. lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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The rain, the sun, the snow: To withstand, or wear away? (7)
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Weather ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Is the correct answer!
Care to spell it out for the less fortunate?
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The rain, the sun, the snow = weather
to withstand is to weather ( as in weather the storm )
wear away = erode ( as in 'he looked weathered' think John Hurt )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Spot on! You are up Monday.
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Unfortunately, you were beaten by probably seconds...
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Well, 'twasnt a winner anyway...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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'Twas close enough to show you knew the answer!
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