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public obj CulturalModification(obj everything) {
Absorb(everything);
obj muchBetterVersion = Modify(everything);
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So why hasn't the US absorbed the much better date notation that the rest of the world uses?
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Because most Americans have no idea of geography outside the US borders. In many cases inside the US borders either.
As if the world outside doesn't really exist, so whatever they use is perfect. Imperial measurements instead of metric for example. Beer that resembles diluted water. Cars that scream in pain when shown a bendy road. A plate that only looks a reasonable size when it contains a meal for four.
Confuse 'em back and use ISO format! 
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Silly person. Most of your complaints about our commodities are, well, ill founded at best and generally without merit.
As for not knowing geography outside the US - well I used to complain about that, myself. Until now, that is. Now that I stream news from all over the world I realize they were absolutely correct.
There's nothing of importance beyond the ocean shores of our glorious continent.
Where's m'gun at?
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Where's m'gun at?
I think we should take a vote on where it should be.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Because most Americans have no idea of geography outside the US borders.
I thought the world was flat and you fell off the edge in a giant waterfall if you sailed past the horizon. And north was just frozen wasteland, and south was just desert wasteland. 
Marc
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It isn't????
Paulo Gomes
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
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You forgot to mention miles per gallon. Not only does it use imperial measurements, it also deviates from the UK measure by the same name.
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Stefan_Lang wrote: You forgot to mention miles per gallon.
I was always fascinated by this approach, which I see as very 'American Style': I've got some resources (i.e. gallons of fuel) that I am going to exhaust - how much fun will it give me?
The European approach is the other way around: I've got a task that must be performed: Driving 100 km. How much fuel is that going to cost me? ... not 100 km pr liter, but liter per 100 km.
I do think that this says something about American philosophy as compared to European.
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It might be related to the fact that fuel is so much cheaper in the US than in europe. Here in europe, when you buy a car, you estimate the cost of the fuel it needs because it is a significant part of the full cost of owning a car. In the US, the fuel cost is comparatively insignificant compared to the price of the car itself. With that in mind, l/100km is a number that much is easier to gauge and compare: 20% more fuel consumption means 20% more fuel cost. Easy.
Example: You can set back 100€ per month to be able to buy a new 12000€ car every 10 years, but if you are driving 20000km per year, and the car needs 10l/100km, that costs another ~3000€ per year, or 250€ per month! (350€/month total) So it might make more sense to set back 150€ per year for a 18000€ car that only needs 6l/100km, or 150€ per month (300€/month total).
In the US, fuel costs a fraction of what it costs here - the calculation above would never work out.
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It's just one more annoyance during the average day.
BTW, can anyone tell me just exactly what the fuss is about the ninth of November?
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or, in American, the eleventh of September?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Sorry-o, me-o no speakee Swahili.
(Except for "jambo", of course, but everyone knows that much)
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Forogar wrote: or, in American, the eleventh of September?
It never occurred to me that they are close parallels. Thanks for pointing it out!
(And then one may ask: Why do they say nine eleven, when "September" means the seventh month?)
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Nope, we would typically say "September eleventh".
And as to an earlier comment many of us in America do speak the Queen's English. I think it has been proven that folks in the state of Georgia speak as Queen Elizabeth the first would have. (Just stirring the pot).
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In non-USA notation, it's 9-11 . One can always create a hub-bub with neurological aspirations.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: In non-USA notation, it's 9-11
Um, yes, I know that 9-11 is the ninth of November.
I just want to know why people make such a fuss about it.
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Be cause the US is right, and everyone else is wrong
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Yeah, that's another thing... Why do the Americans drive on the right when most of the world drive, as they should do, on the left?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Right- and left-hand traffic - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[^]
Ever since we stopped jousting on the main roadways we thought we'd just switch over.
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Bluddy French supporters!
You are aware, I assume, that the reason that Europe began driving on the right is because the British (sensibly, and because they were the first to make such a decision) decided to drive on the left, aren't you?
Mon Dieu! l'anglais les voitures d'entraînement sur la gauche! Nous devons conduire à droite!
So Americans are just frog-leg lovers!
Thought so.
Me, I prefer my (strong) right hand to stay on the steering wheel, whilst I'm changing gear, etc.
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You realise it predates that. The Romans rode their chariots to the left and that was the norm until the French Revolution saw the peasants use the right side of the road to c**k-a-snoot* at the toffs in carriages. Once all the toffs were beheaded, Napolean thought it would be a good idea to spread the apostasy across Europe. The Americanos adopted the droit de la francais and renamed julienned potatoes french fries somehow forgetting to adopt the truly inspired french system of weights and measures (and date formats).
[*code project has bowdlerised the word c**k - should get the NRA onto that - they might get upset if they can't c**k their rifles]
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American cars almost all have automatic gearboxes, but that's only because the daft sods kept taking their stronger hand off the wheel to change gears!
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