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Keep lusting.
It ain't a sin until you try introducing her to ol' Mr. One-Eye.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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According to some religions, it is one of the Seven deadly sins[^] whether you do anything about it or not.
That could be just sky pixie drivel, of course! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My friends from other beliefs here, say, "It's sin to have a second look at a woman"
Which means, the first sight can be accidental , so god wouldnt punish. But if you make a second attempt to look at her, it's lustful. That you are consciously looking at her with an intent.
So our clever folks do a visual-rape at the first sight itself. They wouldn't blink until they see through everything and complete the "Simulation" program.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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According to the religion of john, organized religion is a scam meant to exploit the weak-minded.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I'm not sure if the Moabite woman were like what we get to gaze upon today but we do have our hands full don't we.
(Immature quoted innuendo unnecessary)
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Nothing wrong with window shopping.
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Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
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I'm just dead impressed that he knew the quote. I'd have struggled and I'm a theology graduate!
Having said that, it is one of the least understood quotes in the the Gospels. If, instead of 'the Sermon on the Mount' it was entitled, 'Jesus does stand-up' it would be far nearer the truth. The point is that Jesus is sending up the Pharisees and the like who believe that you only get to heaven if you are scrupulously righteous and obey the Torah in every detail. By showing what that would actually entail (cutting your own hands off or putting out your own eyes to avoid the merest possibility of sin, for example) Jesus ridicules the very notion of a righteous man and salvation by personal holiness. So this passage on adultery is not an extension of the injunction but a recognition of the sheer impossibility of meeting the standard it requires. We are, it turns out, only human, and Jesus, like all good comedians, invites his audience to share the joke!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Is a dead oyster just a shell of it's former self?
Ravings en masse^
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A dead oyster by any other name will stink just as badly.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Try this - Total Perspective Vortex[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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At the time he was exposed to the Vortex, he was inside a computer-generated universe created for his protection by Zarniwoop. Since the entire universe was created for him, the TPV told him, in effect, that he was in fact the single most important person in the universe.
I've had that thought. 
Marc
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Which one are you?
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Marc Clifton wrote: Very very small.
That must really have a bad effect on your social life . . .
(Obligatory Lounge Response)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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This explains it all![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I prefer this version: Galaxy Song[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Marc
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I elephanting love astronomy
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That was totally a missed opportunity to become my new wallpaper on my 4K monitor at its native resolution. 
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Cause I've been searching for it since Monday, and I can't see it anywhere 
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At some point it died i guess, i will revive it next week if no one else does it. Having a new guy at the office that needs my care so i forgott to revive it earlyier sorry for that.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I thought you won the last one with "The Money Pit"[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well i never new it was correct though?
IF that would be so i beg for mercy.
But according to the rules you have to make clear that the guess was correct. 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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