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kill Rasmus Lerdorf  ...
Or give me his address, I'll do it myself. 
(The above statement is to vent frustration, not an actual intend. I would never purposely kill, or try to kill another human being)
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Ah. Working with PHP now?
Always looks like early Basic to me... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I really need a shoulder to  on 
it is that dreadful, worse, it is repugnant.
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V. wrote: it is repugnant
I said it always looks like early Basic to me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why so sad? It's super effective, you can use any type anytime and it doesn't matter if your expecting an array and you get an int. You just shov anything in everything and something might work!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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No. First, invent a time-machine. Then go back to 1993[^]. Then you can kill him. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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xkcd: Patch[^]
Read the mouseover, and tell me there aren't people in QA trying just that! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Except that the 'inpainting' they use not content-aware
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm not sure some of them are actually sentient, much less aware!
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Real programmers write code in MS Paint, and create bitmaps in Notepad.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Movie Quote Of The Day
French Canadian is the language of love... in Quebec.
Which movie?
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Jesus of Montreal
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Know your language of love
Find More .Net development tips at : .NET Tips
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Amour, actuellement!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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I have to agree with the quote in the comments: "Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to." --- Richard Branson
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you don't train him to use git then he can't break anything.
In case of fire:
1. git commit
2. git push
3. git the hell out
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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First one of these for a long time so here goes
Pest consumes gas within reason (6)
modified 25-May-16 5:19am.
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Fairly
Fly (pest) around air (gas)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well done, you up tomorrow
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After 3 years, 7 months and few days, rep points reached 5 aces with this post 
Thoroughly enjoyable journey so far.. Learnt a lot from site and the great minds here..
The only thing which I never understood:: how the likes of OG and all gets to help on so many questions in QA, post on lounge (most times in few minutes with targeted fun/pun) and still get time to work to earn.. In all these long, I could only answer handful of questions and helped people.
Do you guys get few extra hours a day !!!
Thanks,
Milind
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MT_ wrote: Do you guys get few extra hours a day !!!
Yes. We do because we use this clock..!
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
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When you are at it, why stop at 13 !? Sky is the limit...
Thanks,
Milind
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