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If you're really serious about losing weight, you can get rid of five kilos really quick by having your head chopped off.
I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't make much difference to your postings here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: you can get rid of five kilos really quick by having your head chopped off.
Would I have to go to Syria to find some people willing to do it? Or are there some in the Netherlands now?
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UnlockSecrets4WeightLoss wrote: Or are there some in the Netherlands now?
I can think of 1 willing to do it for you.
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PompeyThree wrote:
I can think of 1 willing to do it for you.
Oh he meant it in that kind of way? 
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Hey, P3, shall we get a goldfish? It'd be easier to talk to.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Do you frequently forget which person you are, in a large crowd of people?
Do you frequently reply to one person and think they are someone else?
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Were you born an irrational idiot, or was there a special school you had to attend?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I started a topic about how people became involved with computer programming. The responses were breathtaking. The implications of the responses told me that these people had been programming longer than my whole life on Earth. Some of them said they hooked up with programming since young children or adolescents. The people also used weird things, like punch cards and slide rule. Weird, because I went to middle school with a scientific calculator and a graphing calculator, which also functioned like a little computer. I was never taught how to use slide rule in school, and the high school programming class was all about Java on a computer. No punch cards at all.
I wonder if college Computer Science courses would have students punch cards to get a sense of what older programmers had to go through.
Is this site mostly populated with older individuals? I sense that many people were born before the 1990s. They began programming in the '80s or even earlier, so they probably lived some years before then, if they started as kids.
modified 24-May-16 16:44pm.
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Wrong forum: this one is for reports of problems with this site.
A discussion like that is probably better off in The Lounge: The Lounge - CodeProject[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Member KL wrote: They began programming in the '80s or even earlier, so they probably lived some years before then,
That's profound.
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What do you mean older? I started 32 years ago, but I'm only 44 - a youngster...
(By the way - the larger part of the population of the world is over 26...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How did you get involved in programming?
Surely, you must have heard about a computer before somewhere in your lifetime, and then for some reason, you decided to go into programming, either for fun or for profit or both.
Also, how did you become aware of the existence of the computer? Did your family have a personal computer when you were little? Were you a mathematician?
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A friend of the family who was a borough civil engineer realised that computers were going a thing in his workspace so bought two - the idea being ion the 10 year old can teach himself then he can subsequently teach the adult. This worked for us both and it is also why I am now peppering my young nephews and nieces with IoT type kits.
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At the time I was going to college I was learning to use a slide rule and the college just started a computer program and I figured it would be easier to learn to program a computer then a slide rule.
I was wrong!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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You inspired me to dig out one of my old slide rules.
... And I can't remember how to use the damned thing!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I kept my first slide rule for many years but never did learn how to use it.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I know that if I start googling, I'll lose the whole day to it, so it's going back in the box.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's so easy to get distracted...smart move.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I still remember how to use one, but other than demonstrations for my children, I haven't used one in decades. 
Ah, for the wonderful good old days, when all we had were stone knives and bear skins...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have a slide rule from my late father, along with a circular slide rule and a slide rule tie clasp (that actually works if you can read it).
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Besinger wrote: a slide rule tie clasp (that actually works if you can read it).
WANT!!!
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Too much sentimental value, I used in in my Trig class in high school, you know, before they came out with scientific calculators. Yes, I'm that old. Some auction sites have them fairly cheep.
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I was 12 years old and stumbled into a Radio Shack. There they had a brand new TRS-80 (Model I), all alone, switched on and the manual right next to it.
And no, my parents had no computer before then. They thought I was crazy and did not intend to buy one, so I scraped together the few bucks I had and got myself a kit like this one[^] and built it myself. Actually it's still work in progress. Just last week I worked on a graphics card with a second CPU, so that the main CPU finally can run at its maximum clock frequency.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: TRS-80 (Model I)
My first computer was one of these. I wrote a game for it and got my then girlfriend to type it into the computer.
Aaaah fond memories (the girl friend, not the compter)
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In 8th grade (around 13, maybe?) took a computer programming class in QBasic. The functional programming style coupled with solving problems got me hooked. I took Algebra for the first time in my life that same semester. It was life changing.
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