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Better handled thusly:

Quitly look the child in the eye and inform him in a calm firm voice that if he doesn't sit quietly and stop annoying you, you will drive him off to somewhere lonely and push him out of the care so the wolves can eat his hands.

Gone on, without pause, by noting that 'You might tell his parents where to pick him up after you've finished your dinner, although you expect they won't want to leave the house that late in the evening just to find him.'

In case that fail to settle him down, drop him off at a hospital and sell his body parts.



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