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I've always been afraid of gardening – should I just man up and grow a pear?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Step on that rake and might end up with a couple of ache-rs.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes don't be a posy!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Just don't soil yourself 
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You've nothing to fir but the fir itself.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Bad puns tree me off!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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So you woke up again, today, just to compost another "Thought" ?
Maybe I should just leaf you alone to think a bough it . . . or knot.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Really going out on a limb there, aren't ya?
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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patbob wrote: Really going out on a limb there, orange ya?
FIFY
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You are not alone! Garden Humor: Gardening Phobias and Fears by The Gardener's Network[^]
Alliumphobia - the fear of garlic
Anthophobia - the fear of flowers
Batonohobia - this is a gardener that is afraid of plants!!!
Apiphobia - the fear of bees
Bufonophobia - you have this, because you are scared of toads
Dendrophobia: - the fear of trees
Rupophobia - is the fear of dirt
Lachanophobia - the fear of vegetables
BTW it appears that I suffer from Lachanophobia. Some people I know scares the sh*t out of me! 
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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So far this season, I haven't done very well at car shows, so ordered a new prop for the car. It's a book titled How to Live With a Huge Penis.
I'm gonna put it in the trunk between the first aid kit and the fire extinguisher. I hope that doesn't send the wrong message.
I can hardly wait to see the reactions on people's faces.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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I'll take a pic on Saturday.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I will laugh my ass off if you do. bonus points if you get a quick vid of people's reactions. 
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Uhm, maybe clarify what pics you are asking for, specially with John. 
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Well they are either going to be 4chan worthy or some funny pics of the book and some people flipping him off, or laughing - like I would.
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True, good fun, whichever direction this takes. All good then
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Same idea.
Have a look at this[^] (includes link to maybe NSFW videa)
I'd rather be phishing!
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Just be careful - when they see the book they might interpret as you're using it to learn how to cope with someone else's digit.
Or - it could be referring to politicians.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: How to Live With a Huge Penis
Does your wife know you call her that?
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Just leave your guns at home, in case someone opens a sentence with: "Oh, so your boyfriend..."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm gonna put it in the trunk between the first aid kit and the fire extinguisher
Why do you carry a fire extinguisher in your trunk?
Are you preparing to put out fires started by a short in electric cars?
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You loose points if you don't have the following:
- fire extinguisher
- first aid kit (this the one I can't figure out)
- tool kit (ostensibly to fix your car on the side of the road, which isn't really possible with a modern computer controlled car)
- owners manual
- original window sticker
- book, titled How to Live With a Huge Penis
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I can hardly wait to see the reactions on people's faces.
If they are not impressed, you can always change the book with a dirty shovel, plastic bags, empty bag of lime and a handful of empty shells. Works every time.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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