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You cannot be more ironic, than saying,
I dedicate this to my wife, Johanna Doe.
Hehe, hahaha! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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May I be the first to say that I don't have a clue what you're talking about?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Me either. And isn't it Jane Doe anyway?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: Me either. And isn't it Jane Doe anyway?
Looks like you do actually get it. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I am agnostic, I believe in everything and nothing at all. It is arrogant to claim to know such things in my humble opinion. As the saying goes the more you know the more you realize you know nothing at all.
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hearkeybluecome wrote: I believe in everything and nothing at all. It is arrogant to claim to know such things in my humble opinion.
The irony in this statement is evident to all but you.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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If you haven't described anything then why post as nothing at all
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Truly remarkable, isn't it?
Very close to troll levels.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Fancy coming home for a quickie?"
It's spelled quiche.
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It may well be, but who's this Fancy?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What's fast and opens doors?
A quick key
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You don't see something like this very often. Reminds me of this.[^]
If you look closely you will see that this is not a Space Shuttle.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In the very near future, I hope to leave planet earth, not in a nuclear blast or a religious suicide but "taken" (beamed-up - teleported) to Heaven in the First of Two Rapture Events. This Evacuation - Escape is for all of the true and worthy Followers
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It was probably too drunk to fly...
Will Rogers never met me.
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With wings detached, it could not fly anyway; it had no option other than to sail.
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It could have gone by road?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The wings were detached prior to boarding!
I believe the reason it sailed was because the local airport runway was too short for a final flight (It may no longer have been airworthy too) and the roads were unsuitable for land transport.
Ger
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I've just seen it on the news... 
It looks terrible.
Is it known what started those huge fires?
People houses, lives, the nature... that's terrible.
Hope the best for everyone. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
modified 7-May-16 10:09am.
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First of all:
Possibly it has been my fault. 
But:
Believe me... never ever I'll get again a USB docking station. It makes funny things like bypassing key presses when those are made near in time... 
Already updated... thank you.
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If I remember correctly, most if not all people recommended a proper docking station.
For a reason I might add.
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