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Marc Clifton wrote: Mind control.
And how's that working out?
Do you give lessons?
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dandy72 wrote: Do you give lessons?
Lesson have begun. 
Marc
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I don't carry a phone. Things can wait until I'm in the vicinity of my other usual communication devices.
I tell people if there's an actual emergency, they should call 911, not me. I'm neither a doctor, police officer or fireman, and these people are all more suited to deal with emergencies than I am as they have the proper equipment and training.
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According to the ads I need a cellphone so that anybody can contact me at any time wherever I am or whatever I'm doing. A more precise explanation of why I don't and won't have one does not exist!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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People with telepathic ability
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: People with telepathic ability
I knew you were going to say that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Is a nervous Jedi Panakin Skywalker?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I see you can use the farce.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes, the Farce is strong with him!
So is the smell... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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This isn't the post we're looking for.
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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Move along.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How bad was that?
Well, you've just made a vegetarian fantasize about the aroma of marinaded Ewok on a grill.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: marinaded Ewok on a grill.
Not recommended - they're a bit Chewie...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So close - I don't eat Ewoks, I think they're just a little Chewie.
veni bibi saltavi
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I find your lack of force disturbing.
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Only when in combat with Darth Insipidous.
Software Zen: delete this;
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is a nervous Jedi Panakin Skywalker?
Yoda thought so!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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If you call him that to his face he might pitch a Fett.
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hey guys,my name is joakim,but you can call me jocka.Anyway,so i have always wanted to know how many programming languages do i have to know in order to make an effective app,like lets say a game or a social media app,and is it possible to combine two different types of languages together?
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Hello Member12502619 !
To be an honest programmer, you should master at least 3 high level languages and two level languages (assembler and VB6 are the choices of most).
You can combine several languages together, but then you will need to translate the code to english and use the plain english compiler.
Cheers !
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Kinda mean today, aren't you? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's like-friday-evening here, so yes, I tried some jocka.
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Doesn't matter much, I guess - I've got a distinct feeling that I've seen Jocka somewhere before... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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hahahaha where? 
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