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Bacon linked to stomach cancer[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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you mean, people of the book might actually be right on something 
There are MANY truths that modern science is just starting to zero in on.
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Harbie wrote: people of the book might actually be right on something
All things in moderation? Not earth shattering.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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It's strange tho, when I drink 3/4 bottle of whiskey, I can feel perfectly normal. But can close my eyes and feel the swaying feeling when I try.
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All processed meat (not just bacon) has been linked (repeatedly) as a cause of cancer. And it's not just processed meats, but processed food in general. The best advice is to consume such foods in moderation. Eating them regularly will not do your health any good.
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Exactly. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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...there is no god.... 
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Get a new stomach, one that is cancer proof. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Relax, next year they gonna tell you it's healthy, the more bacon you eat the less you'll weigh. 
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Reading this about bacon that is linked to cancer of the stomach gave me such a fright I have decided I am going to give up on reading for good! It is so bad I just cannot take the risk of reading horrors like this 
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Isn't this a Leslie?
Anyway, they've since trumped this research. There is apparently a 100% correlation between being born and dying. Grim reading indeed.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Ignore, ignore.
The two biggest causes of cancer (by a country mile) are oxygen and the Sun, so if you're not going to quit them, there's no point in quitting bacon.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Purple logo, with purple "rain" that I first thought was my monitor starting to fritz out.
I wonder what a Google Doodle for my death would look like. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I wonder what a Google Doodle for my death would look like.
Based on your search history Google has predicted the exact date and time of your death. When you login to Google and notice the grim reaper Doodle you'll know it's your time 
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Might be localization settings, but the google doodle I have is related to earth day. That is, I guess, today.
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...
Oh!
Hi there!
Uhm... so you're the Vista-user?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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What? I could still be using Vista? Time to wipe off W7!
Marc
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Vista! That Microsoft disaster? Who cares? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Oh no, whatever shall we do?
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Upon every new paradigm, BAD Windows preceeds GOOD windows versions:
Windows ME (really bad)->
Windows 2000 then XP (really good)
Windows Vista(bad) ->
Windows 7 (good)
Windows 8 (somewhat bad)->
Windows 10 (somewhat good)
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I'm one of the VERY few who found Windows ME great... I did the worst things to that poor system and it never ever crashed or gave BSOD, while with Win98 it was hell - and Win2k did not support half of the hardware, plus being the slowest S.O I put on that machine.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Yep I'm the one and only Vista user, holding a personal record of "InstallDate: 11/17/2009 10:10:54 PM" , without having to do a reinstall.
Wow it's been that long.
I actually prefer it over Windows 7 and can't stand windows 8 or 10 so won't use those at all.
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RIP ...
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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