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snorkie wrote: Its one thing to say you're an expert and another to demonstrate it.
This is one of my complaints; arguing that the expert really isn't so and therefore the criticism isn't valid is a form of ad hominem argument. It's a form of deflection (so is pretending that a criticism of Linux is about GUIs, not Linux itself or git.) For the record, they never claimed to be experts; I've observed them and am smart enough to separate the novices from the experts.)
Interestingly, the more-or-less opposite of ad homimem logical fallacy is Appeal to Authority, another common problem.
BTW, from a business perspective git has been a disaster. The cost in time has vastly exceeded the price for just about any competing commercial product and those costs will keep mounting. (The two bright spots are SourceTree, which is a very well written git GUI, and that we may persuade the powers that be to switch to GitLab, which will help the process flow.)
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Joe Woodbury wrote: No, it's worse than that; they praise the crap applications. Endlessly. And if you criticize the apps, you get heaps of denial.
Most of those apps were written by 'enthousiasts' in their spare time; naturally they defend it more than a commercial developer who creates what is in the spec. On Windows there was also an earlier focus on UI than on Linux, partially thanks to (I hate to say it) Visual Basic 6 and MS Access. Means said commercial dev had specs that included a UI, while the hobbyist on Linux was trying to figure out to make a UI for X-windows, Gnome, KDE, or simply give up.
Joe Woodbury wrote: "Yeah, but what about Windows 8," is a typical comeback.
Lesson number one is that you don't argue about UI with anyone using "M$" as a reference to Microsoft. Simply don't go there.
Joe Woodbury wrote: Then there's git, which is the worse version control system I've used since Visual Source Safe.
TeamSource. Never found anything to match it.
Joe Woodbury wrote: Are you unable to see badly rendered fonts?
I spent weeks on getting an installer to work on Linux, and it 'works'* - I could care less about how it renders its font in the installer, I don't even want to know.
*) as in, works on my machine and similar machines. Depending on your mono-configuration things might blow up in spectacular ways I could not imagine.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Obligatory XKCD [^]reference.
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I don't if it's funny or ironic, but I just had to do that.
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Linux is good for serving you not for looking at , I use it as a streaming media server and file server and wouldn't use anything else, I have set up several music servers using the humble but very capable Raspberry Pis using USB drives as the media storage and they perform flawlessly - pretty they ain't but they work.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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My favorite is hearing the Linux weenies complain about Outlook's poor UI, but then designing their clone to look like it as much as possible.
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How many years has Linux been around?
Still trying to figure out why it exists at all, let alone why some people think it's the cat's meow.
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I guess he's had his chips! (What? Too soon?)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That joke is simply Au
Hogan
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I'm sorry but your joke provoked no reaction here.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
/xml>
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Well chemistry comedy will only get you sulphur. You can't boron for ever.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If you're trying to be ironic, I zinc you failed.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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And I zinc you are Cherman!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You'll get no reaction from me...
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From all your jokes, Neon was as good as this one.
Isotope joke.
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One could read distill the cows come home - but will it get funny - or perhaps these dull comments are Boron you? Well - I'll keep an ion this thread in case there's a snappy retort of some sort.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That's very Noble of you to admit.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Free the methyl radical!
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Would that be the Crystal Methyl radical?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: but all the good ones Argon.
Jokes never die, they just enter a quantum state of uncertainty.
Marc
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Oh no! Now you've done gone start a whole slew of jokes about some stoopid cat in some stoopid box! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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The cat is not in the box.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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