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Strange, I know have Noddy Holder in my head doing 'Highway to Hell'... 
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True, they approached him when Bon bite the big one, didn't know that!
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Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
Justin Bieber!
No, no - hear me out.
How long would he last before the audience tore him to tiny little bloody scraps of flesh? 
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That's one song covered, what about the rest of the set?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Anybody will do - they'll sound better than the opening singer!
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Forget where I saw it, but didn't someone say "Who in the world doesn't want their life narrated by Morgan Freeman, and played by Samuel L Jackson?"?
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Maggy Thatcher?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The engine would still be running in the limo he was torn from, I suspect.
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enhzflep wrote: The engine would still be running in the limo he was torn from, I suspect hope.
FTFY!
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Nah, I'd have issues with anyone claiming I was a fan of his, but I don't wish harm to the kid, regardless of how much what he does for money offends my sensibilities and ears.
And yes, you did elephant that right up for me, taa.
Seriously though - sure, he's obnoxious in many ways, he's been far more fortunate than skilled, acts like the collection unit for a woman's vaginal cleansing device and is a cocky little bastard.
But is that really any reason to actively wish him harm and spew so much malaise at him?
It never fails to amaze me that as much as we're all different and align ourselves with different ideologies and causes, we're all so very similar. Top of town/bottom of town, priest/prisoner.
Some are, for the most part, simply better at veiling the ugly parts of their personalities.
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Susan Boyle?
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: My first thought was Angry Anderson[^], he's still having his voice I believe, but he might be to old to keep going.
As for my second thought I'm reaching out to the community for suggestions.
Angry Anderson or Jimmy Barnes would be great for many obvious reasons.
But from left field in a move that would never happen I would like to see the lead singer of Disturbed have a go. What a faarrrkkkking voice he has. Not some whiny little Pom noise like Bon Scott and Brian StillCan'tBeBotheredToLearnHisLastNameNearlyThirtySixYearsLater.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: I would like to see the lead singer of Disturbed have a go. What a faarrrkkkking voice he has.
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Michael Martin wrote: Not some whiny little Pom noise like Bon Scott
... Who is actually Scottish.
Brian Epstein was English, but he's a tad too dead, though.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sammy Hagar would be a good fit, I think.
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Sammy Hagar, Hmmmm, done the replace the front man who can't be (Dave Lee Roth). Is his voice too 'merkin for some of there tunes? He can do the vocal cords of barbed wire thing...
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Marcel Marceau
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Could be tricky what with him being dead for the past 9 years and all!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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That's not what he said.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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How about Bon Scott !
oh, wait 
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