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I'm still less than a teen when it comes to grasping the Language. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Even Chris isn't old enough to drink in most Western jurisdictions (he's 16 Codeproject years old), so any girl you're likely to find here will be WAY underage. 
IMAO, the best of both worlds would be a girl in the non-Codeproject world (AKA "real life"), and settling down here to a happy life of QA-baiting (for the room-temperature IQ crowd (*)) and article-writing (for the rest of us)
(*) In degrees Centigrade, not Kelvin
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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"Your role must be played perfectly and the least I expect from you is betrayal. I don't want my organization to know the real cost of the product because of my personal interest. Kindly revert back to me if you are interested."
Whilst soliciting me to become his partner in defrauding the "multi-national animal vaccines production company in USA and UK" he says he is now the production manager of.
What to do ? So, I wrote back:
"Dear Mr. Stanley,
Yes, I feel great enthusiasm for our partnership. I promise you that "betrayal" will, indeed, be the least of what you can expect of me: I will give you apocalypse, helter-skelter, biological warfare, psychedelic chemical induced psychosis; I will create multiple identities using your name and identifying documents, and commit felonies using them that will be traced back to you.
As a demonstration of what I can offer you, I have, just now, hacked your credit ratins, and raised them so that I was able to use your credit cards to charge 100k US$ worth of luxury goods in seven different countries, and I have had false reports of domestic abuse, animal abuse, assault, arson, etc., incidents inserted into a newly created dossier that has been inserted into your local police (and Interpol) criminal databases. I have had warrants issued for your arrest on several charges including murder, and an all-points-lookout bulletin generated and distributed to all local and major media which warns that you are "armed and dangerous."
Please let me know if you need any other proof of my talents, or any other reversion.
Have a nice day, Sir !
sincerely, Bill"
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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remind me never to get on your bad side
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Now he will google the text of your email, and find your real info to retaliate
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Do you really think I sent that e-mail 
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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opps, you mean you didn't want me to forward that mail to him?
I was only trying to be helpful honest.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal 
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Awesome Firefly reference.
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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While trying to download driver from IBM website I am greeted with "Thy account does not exist " with specific message for Italy... It begs the question why Italian accounts specifically will have password expired.
Rome must have invaded Italy and taken over their passwords !!!
View image: Only In Italy[^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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I'm not chuckling about the message - Im chuckling that you use Informix - wow, dude .. The Informix SE Database engine was one of the first I used way back when I started producing data 'cubes', on a Solaris Unix platform in c & c++ .. those were the days - it was a great experience
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One of our ERP system uses it and I need to write some SQL to get data out of it. This is the first time I am touching informix so not sure what to expect. First step is to install driver and so far no luck getting it
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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If you have access to IBM Redbooks (and havnt already downloaded a copy, that was presumptious of me) download a copy of 'Informix Developers Handbook' IBM Redbooks | IBM Informix Developer's Handbook[^] - that might help - I havnt used it since IBM bought it, but IBM Redbooks were a vital resource back in the day when I had other IBM things going on (I used to run AS/400's)
Im not sure what platform you're running on, but we had so little issues with it, 'twas a pleasure to use - mind you, I started probably like you, no experience, so compiled and built most of the examples etc to figure out which way was up
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Thank You. Will download the Red Book and see how I go with rest of the project ....
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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..Anyone know his emailio addresstevez?
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I Sheen it somwwhere?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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That was then, this is now.
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Hello all,
I'm at my inlaws house... yes, this means... fun with computers!
They are paying a 300mbps optical fiber connection and they are receiving that speed upwards and downwards.
The computer that is plugged directly to the router is getting that speed and Works perfectly.
They have some DLINK 500mbps home plugs PLC connected to transmit that Ethernet to other rooms and computers.
The strange thing here is that they are getting a máximum 10 Mbps download speed and 38mbps upload speed in each room.
I know that more PLC devices means less speed, mixing types means less speed, but even if I plug only two of them the speed is behaving like that.
Is there any other way to send LAN through different rooms without using wifi? (it is clear that wifi is even slower). Without passing Ethernet cables through the house...
What would you recommend?
Thank you all.
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I told them, they got a couple of pigeons and thrown them through walls... nothing nice to see... 
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I have four supposedly 600mbps adapters and get as little as 4mb through them sometimes. One thing I have found is that if the outlets are on different sides of the fusebox they don't play well. If they are on the same side (same circuit) they work much better. Most US fuseboxes have two sides or columns of fuses and all the ones on a given side are somehow connected together more directly than from one column to the other. I don't know why - I'm good at using electricity for things but have little idea as to the details of how it is distributed!
Does anyone else have a better (or more accurate) explanation?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That was my first thought, different power lines and therefore bad connection between them, but I can't check it (no idea on how doing that without burning down the house or dying trying)... 
Thank you!
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Consult an electrian which has some experiences with PLCs, because often a special spare part is needed.
Try the PLC in an test szenario to check that they are fine.
Tip: connect the PLCs direct with the power line. AVOID additional plugs and cables.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
modified 18-Apr-16 5:36am.
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