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OOO! The picolax works!
Stay close to - and reserve for your own private use - a water closet, and wear loose clothing...
Herself has had the "camera up the rectum" a couple of times, and reckons that despite it seemingly being a whole Nicon they insert it's not too bad really.
Remember that a liquid only diet can include tasty stuff like consommé?
Good luck - hope it's just polyps or similar! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have had the terrors of the bum doctor before and it does leave one feeling a tad uncomfortable. As for the Picolax, I have cordoned off the downstairs facility for tomorrow. The loo is next door to my office area and I can be 'in and on' in less than 1.8 shames of a lamb's tail.
veni bibi saltavi
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Linoleum on the floor I hope? Carpets are so hard to clean... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Tiled and the carpet may be removed for elf n safety.
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Some guys have all the fun... 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yup, just wont be me
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Sir,
I offer my sincere condolences.
Life is too shor
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Sounds like a breach of the Genève Convention.
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It's a bally breach of *something*, I'll give you that!
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I think that diets are nonsense, if anybody doesnt change its behaviour.
I allowed myself eating what I want and also some drinks, if I do my sports and walks.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Reading is hard.
It is not a diet to lose weight, it is to empty my bowels out for a colonoscopy. Now write out "I must read the entire post before replying" 100 times.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Now write out "I must read the entire post before replying" 100 times.
Either that or "Romanes eunt domus"! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: "Romanes eunt domus"!
Now write out "Romani ite domum" a 100 times!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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good luck mate - hope it all goes well - get an extra amount of anaesthetic & happy gas and have a high !!
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That's actually the best part: Hospitals have the best drugs!
Dunno how I would have made it through three heart surgeries without the help of wonderful Ms. Morphine! "Yes please, I don't mind if I take another shot!" 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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May Uranus be merciful ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I can go to hospital and have a tube stuck up my bum.
Picks please.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: so that on Sunday morning I can go to hospital and have a tube stuck up my bum.
welcome to the club.
I have to have certain "bum" related procedures done every 3 years, as I am at high-risk for colon cancer. 
Unfortunately, I have to cut way back on red meats and cured meats of any kind for the rest of my life.
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I had one 2 years ago, but problems persist and they want to have another look. The thought of no bacon has put the fear of The Gods up me!
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They told me I only needed one every three years. Unfortunately, that was about three years ago... 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: put the fear of The Gods up me!
Have you ever noticed that what the Gods put up us, often turns out to be a put-down ?
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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My own experience was for a prostate biopsy (fortunately no "C" issues) - I swear that they made that camera out of Lego bricks, there were so many corners on it...
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Welcome to middle age .
Software Zen: delete this;
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