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So on Friday night I was on my home from the pub when a car pulls over and asks me directions to the British Legion (we were right outside it). A mixture of the dark and the drink meant I couldn't really see the guy behind the wheel but as he pulled away I realised the voice was Frank Bruno (I knew he was doing an appearance there but hadn't realised it was that particular day). So I followed his car into the car park and had a chat with him when he got out. Told him what a legend is and how I had wanted to go see him but didn't have a ticket (they were £50). He said don't worry about that pretend your with me. So I did. Walked in with him and spent the night in his company without paying a bean.
Diamond geezer. Still can't believe it actually happened. Probably one of the best blags I've pulled.
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I would say that that also applies to anyone who believes that JavaScript has any good parts.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The top one should be a pamphlet.
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"The Pamphlet Is A Lie"
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More like a PostIt with a VERY LARGE FONT
veni bibi saltavi
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Have you seen the Bonus here: What. The. Elephant?[^]?
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Figurative artwork? (8,2,7)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
modified 21-Mar-16 6:57am.
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Yup! She's all yours.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
He's a lot like meself, but absent me merciful nature and sense of fair play.
Which movie?
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Winnie the Pooh
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The one armed Bandit
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The Sweeney
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Kinda me, but ain't
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That stupid Canadian artist
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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An easy one to start the week.
.o. .o, \o\ |o| /o/ |o/ ,o,
,o. |o/ \o/ .o,
(7, 4)
modified 21-Mar-16 6:34am.
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MERICAN WAVE
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Yes. You missed by one.
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It's the lack of sombreros that threw me.
That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!
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I only have a Scandinavian keyboard. No sombreros here...
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